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  • #206   | + 1 -
  • h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
  • 18:54 <@nineX_> i think aph was working on a bot as well
    18:55 <@marky> will it rage quit too
    18:55 <@nineX_> nah, but you can only add "cpm3a"
  • #205   | + 2 -
  • h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
  • 02:07 <@shlt> sup island55
    02:07 < island55> hi
    02:08 <@shlt> trying to get brut- to help ya
    02:08 < island55> heh
    02:09 <@shlt> but im guessing hes trying to get his barbie ez bake oven going so he can make food
    02:48 <@brut-> ...
    02:48 <@brut-> don't be hating on me shlt cause I can cook and the closest you get to creating quality baked goods is dealing with the yeast infection you contracted from your unsanitized blowup doll
  • #204   | + 5 -
  • athedsl-02253.home.otenet.gr
  • (23:31:54) (HellTiger) aids is a lie: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1939176342201582669&hl=en#
    (23:32:00) (HellTiger) oh sry its total geman
    (23:32:10) (+_8bitlobster) have to take your word for it then
    (23:33:30) (@flfuf) do you believe that HellTiger ?
    (23:34:00) (+_8bitlobster) you've clearly never spoken to HellTiger before
    (23:34:01) (HellTiger) yes cause with exactly the same blood you have aids in paris, but not in sidney.
    (23:34:16) (+_8bitlobster) he's clinically insane
    (23:34:30) (HellTiger) no i am a vegan
    (23:34:34) (+_8bitlobster) that's what i said
  • #203   | + 4 -
  • h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
  • 22:03 <+frag_> !add tdm ctf ftag
    22:03 -!- echbot6 changed the topic of #uscpmpickup to: CTFS[0/6] FTAG[1/8] 2V2[0/4] NTF[2/10] TDM[3/8] CTF[3/8] || || [ http://www.uscpmpickup.com
    ][ Servers Updated CPMA 1.48 http://tinyurl.com/2978zkz ]
    22:04 <+frag_> i just ate a bag of peanuts
    22:04 <+frag_> can't wait to take a crap!
    22:05 <@USA|brut-> ?
    22:05 <@USA|brut-> ibs?
    22:06 <@USA|brut-> hemorrhoids?
    22:06 <@USA|brut-> anal fissure?
    22:07 <+Falko`> lol
    22:07 <+Falko`> hi
    22:07 <+Falko`> everyone
    22:08 <@USA|brut-> speaking of rectal problems
    22:08 <@USA|brut-> hi Falko`
    22:08 -!- Falko` [~kalzan@64.131.197.150] has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
    22:08 <@USA|brut-> bye falko
  • #202   | + 0 -
  • 66.232.107.140
  • (18:46:34) (Skullhead) 31 c° @ 49% air wetness
    (18:46:36) (Skullhead) zomg
    (18:47:39) (+SK|nt) in pants
  • #201   | + 5 -
  • cpc1-neat2-0-0-cust42.swan.cable.ntl.com
  • (02:37:38) (+LuGia) i love mimes
    (02:37:40) (+LuGia) seriously my dream
    (02:37:42) (+LuGia) is to
    (02:37:43) (+LuGia) move to france
    (02:37:45) (+LuGia) MARRY mime
    (02:37:46) (+LuGia) and
    (02:37:48) (+LuGia) make mime family
    (02:37:52) (+LuGia) and im mime too
  • #200   | + 9 -
  • cpc1-neat2-0-0-cust42.swan.cable.ntl.com
  • (22:09:47) (@_8bitlobster) got a swansea prospectus
    (22:09:48) (@_8bitlobster) sez
    (22:10:02) (@_8bitlobster) taxis to the university from the train station will cost approx £6:00pm
    (22:10:03) (@_8bitlobster) lol
    (22:10:32) (@Liam) time is money sean
  • #199   | + 5 -
  • s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
  • (17:06:29) (+jolly-) guys
    (17:06:31) (+jolly-) i have bad news
    (17:06:37) (+jolly-) mainly to us nekon
    (17:06:47) (+jolly-) and those who play 1-1:30 hour long periods
    (17:06:51) (+jolly-) # Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
    (17:06:57) (@nekon) yeah no shit
    (17:07:03) (pcb) oh yea?
    (17:07:04) (@nekon) i can build a house with my earwax
    (17:07:11) (pcb) so what if you jackoff with earphones
    (17:07:13) (pcb) ?
    (17:07:20) (pcb) and rub sperm on your face
    (17:07:26) (@nekon) then it was a great day
    (17:07:49) (pcb) i agree
  • #198   | + -1 -
  • 57.ultra.se
  • 11:22 <@aggnog> looooooool my flatmate's mum just came to my house
    11:22 <@aggnog> and caught me butt naked cooking steak in the kitchen
    11:22 <@aggnog> llllllllllllllol
    11:23 <@blazeh> rolf!
    11:23 <@aggnog> how does she even have keys!!!!
    11:23 <@flfuf> did she linger?
    11:23 <@Reptile> haha
    11:23 <@aggnog> no
    11:23 <@aggnog> but
    11:23 <@aggnog> the story is worse
    11:23 <@aggnog> and i'm only just figuring it now
    11:23 <@aggnog> but i put some chilli with my steak cause i had 2 eggs too
    11:24 <@aggnog> chopped them up obviously
    11:24 <@aggnog> i actually remember saying to myself "don't touch dick after this"
    11:24 <@aggnog> but because she came in my natural reaction was to cup myself
    11:24 <@aggnog> really really hot ache around my ballsack now
    11:24 <@flfuf> haha
    11:24 <@flfuf> but really, who cooks naked :D
    11:24 <@Reptile> sue her for hurting your bawls :(
  • #197   | + -3 -
  • c-d57be055.460-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
  • 12:58 - nekon is what i should say... a human
    12:58 - but on the other hand i can swim and have done so to much... so i guess thats make me more fish then anyone
    12:58 - i guess im over the big white
    12:58 - BECAUSE IM SO TAL
    12:59 - its like ppl barking without permission
  • #196   | + 3 -
  • wpc1964.amenworld.com
  • (20:32:58) (HellTiger) had arqon ever played cpm?
  • #195   | + 4 -
  • s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
  • (01:09:00) (Skulldrunk) doing a movie aint about time, rather about how much time u want spent into it
  • #194   | + 2 -
  • wpc1964.amenworld.com
  • (00:08:55) (+_8bitlobster) http://files.myopera.com/8bitlobster/files/polrage.jpg
  • #193   | + 1 -
  • 66.232.107.140
  • (19:54:24) (HellTiger) can some one tell me learnsoftware for the human body, anatomy organs ears etc?
    (19:54:50) (@Pushpabon) penis, and testicles
  • #192   | + -4 -
  • s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
  • [17:52] i was on crystal speed, speed, extasy, coke, and have smoked weed EVERY day 6 years long
    [17:52] faole
    [17:52] <@has3> Im ok with that :D
    [17:52] haha
    [17:53] i know you used to be a junkie
    [17:53] :D
    [17:53] :P
    [17:53] but do you look down on people still doing that stuff
    [17:53] no
    [17:53] <@has3> foamy walls so I cant break feet when running around
    [17:53] ofc not
    [17:53] but i have much profit
    [17:53] profit?
    [17:53] feeling good
    [17:54] are u millionare or something
    [17:54] clean in my brain
    [17:54] to afford so many drugs
    [17:54] memphiss
    [17:54] memphiss just a kraut from bavaria
    [17:54] its called a job
    [17:54] blow job!
    [17:54] ht is online 24/7 though
    [17:54] :D
    [17:54] kraut bavaria?
    [17:54] what XD
    [17:54] :D
    [17:54] why am i even trying
    [17:54] )))))))
    [17:55] faole somtimes i wana share my good feeling with some fucked freaks
    [17:55] <@has3> !promote something
    [17:55] -echbotcpm:#cpmpickup- Please !add up in #cpmpickup !!! 3 more people needed!
    [17:55] and they cant do the whole life drugs
    [17:55] lmao
    [17:55] mm
    [17:55] i feel sorry for true addicts
    [17:55] but i don't care enough to be straight edge
    [17:55] at some time you have to turn away from it.
    [17:55] vegan is too far imo
    [17:55] :D
    [17:55] haha ye its hard
    [17:55] haha
    [17:56] much harder are some taoism practices
    [17:56] some people never turn away from it..
    [17:56] i do them strictly
    [17:56] and i bet you wont hear them
    [17:56] i don't know why
    [17:56] you care so much
    [17:56] :D
    [17:56] man
    [17:56] after each dump, i clean my asshole inside, and do after each clean a prostata massage
    [17:57] if i am at home
    [17:57] and
    [17:57] are you fucking serious
    [17:57] i am since christmas in holyday
    [17:57] so i have done this every time
    [17:57] i do really wanna believe helltiger is one of the most succesful trolls in the interwebs
    [17:57] and never used toilet paper
    [17:57] you do this
    [17:57] Ahahahhahh
    [17:57] why
    [17:57] to incrase the cum quality
    [17:57] so if you have some peaces left in there after
    [17:57] sif you're cumming in anything
    [17:58] the prostata
    [17:58] is absorbing this crap
    [17:58] cause
    [17:58] i dont ejakulate
    [17:58] i hold it in
    [17:58] another taoism technic
    [17:58] you pressure a point between after and balls
    [17:58] so it cant go out
    [17:58] if you are cumming
    [17:58] HellTiger perhaps the 3 year cycle never made you sober
    [17:58] no waste of this golden stuff
    [17:58] and
    [17:58] i should try :D
    [17:58] heard of the holding in thing
    [17:59] the orgasm is very very longer
    [17:59] very longer
    [17:59] emir4nt ahahahah
    [17:59] and much more intensive
    [17:59] then it will go upward in the indokrine system
    [17:59] i still don't know why
    [17:59] if u force ur prostostata (:D) u have more chances to get prostata cancer
    [17:59] you care so much
    [17:59] and circulate in your third eye
    [17:59] enjoy ur cancer sir
    [17:59] beside this i can have prostata ejakulation too
    [17:59] so i dont fap
    [17:59] i massage it
    [17:59] its different
    [18:00] to a regulary orgasm
    [18:00] and both is very nice
    [18:00] * Maverick|MSG (~campagnol@c-68-49-107-148.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
    [18:00] emir4nt http://health-fitness-solutions.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-achieve-male-multiple-orgasm.html
    [18:00] read at
    [18:01] 1) Pressing the Million Dollar Point
    [18:01] i have always
    [18:01] 2-3 orgasm in about 1 min
    [18:01] always!
    [18:01] thats one good part of taoism :P
    [18:02] lol no one talks anymore :D
  • #191   | + -1 -
  • athedsl-02998.home.otenet.gr
  • [17:52] i was on crystal speed, speed, extasy, coke, and have smoked weed EVERY day 6 years long
    [17:52] faole
    [17:52] <@has3> Im ok with that :D
    [17:52] haha
    [17:53] i know you used to be a junkie
    [17:53] :D
    [17:53] :P
    [17:53] but do you look down on people still doing that stuff
    [17:53] no
    [17:53] <@has3> foamy walls so I cant break feet when running around
    [17:53] ofc not
    [17:53] but i have much profit
    [17:53] profit?
    [17:53] feeling good
    [17:54] are u millionare or something
    [17:54] clean in my brain
    [17:54] to afford so many drugs
    [17:54] memphiss
    [17:54] memphiss just a kraut from bavaria
    [17:54] its called a job
    [17:54] blow job!
    [17:54] ht is online 24/7 though
    [17:54] :D
    [17:54] kraut bavaria?
    [17:54] what XD
    [17:54] :D
    [17:54] why am i even trying
    [17:54] )))))))
    [17:55] faole somtimes i wana share my good feeling with some fucked freaks
    [17:55] <@has3> !promote something
    [17:55] -echbotcpm:#cpmpickup- Please !add up in #cpmpickup !!! 3 more people needed!
    [17:55] and they cant do the whole life drugs
    [17:55] lmao
    [17:55] mm
    [17:55] i feel sorry for true addicts
    [17:55] but i don't care enough to be straight edge
    [17:55] at some time you have to turn away from it.
    [17:55] vegan is too far imo
    [17:55] :D
    [17:55] haha ye its hard
    [17:55] haha
    [17:56] much harder are some taoism practices
    [17:56] some people never turn away from it..
    [17:56] i do them strictly
    [17:56] and i bet you wont hear them
    [17:56] i don't know why
    [17:56] you care so much
    [17:56] :D
    [17:56] man
    [17:56] after each dump, i clean my asshole inside, and do after each clean a prostata massage
    [17:57] if i am at home
    [17:57] and
    [17:57] are you fucking serious
    [17:57] i am since christmas in holyday
    [17:57] so i have done this every time
    [17:57] i do really wanna believe helltiger is one of the most succesful trolls in the interwebs
    [17:57] and never used toilet paper
    [17:57] you do this
    [17:57] Ahahahhahh
    [17:57] why
    [17:57] to incrase the cum quality
    [17:57] so if you have some peaces left in there after
    [17:57] sif you're cumming in anything
    [17:58] the prostata
    [17:58] is absorbing this crap
    [17:58] cause
    [17:58] i dont ejakulate
    [17:58] i hold it in
    [17:58] another taoism technic
    [17:58] you pressure a point between after and balls
    [17:58] so it cant go out
    [17:58] if you are cumming
    [17:58] HellTiger perhaps the 3 year cycle never made you sober
    [17:58] no waste of this golden stuff
    [17:58] and
    [17:58] i should try :D
    [17:58] heard of the holding in thing
    [17:59] the orgasm is very very longer
    [17:59] very longer
    [17:59] emir4nt ahahahah
    [17:59] and much more intensive
    [17:59] then it will go upward in the indokrine system
    [17:59] i still don't know why
    [17:59] if u force ur prostostata (:D) u have more chances to get prostata cancer
    [17:59] you care so much
    [17:59] and circulate in your third eye
    [17:59] enjoy ur cancer sir
    [17:59] beside this i can have prostata ejakulation too
    [17:59] so i dont fap
    [17:59] i massage it
    [17:59] its different
    [18:00] to a regulary orgasm
    [18:00] and both is very nice
    [18:00] * Maverick|MSG (~campagnol@c-68-49-107-148.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
    [18:00] emir4nt http://health-fitness-solutions.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-achieve-male-multiple-orgasm.html
    [18:00] read at
    [18:01] 1) Pressing the Million Dollar Point
    [18:01] i have always
    [18:01] 2-3 orgasm in about 1 min
    [18:01] always!
    [18:01] thats one good part of taoism :P
    [18:02] lol no one talks anymore :D
  • #190   | + 3 -
  • cpe-72-230-213-82.stny.res.rr.com
  • (05:13:54) (+kcedt) Hey I've cried watching anime
  • #189   | + 0 -
  • cpe-72-230-213-82.stny.res.rr.com
  • (01:06:15) (+nzm) I think there's an admin conspiracy to make me lose everytime in pickups now because u idiots can't play for 10yrs and be this bad
  • #188   | + -3 -
  • p4FE5E338.dip.t-dialin.net
  • [08:53] * aggnog (~letsgopub@aggnog.users.quakenet.org) has joined #promode
    [09:14] * lsv (~lsv@Lsv.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] * aggnog (~letsgopub@aggnog.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Signed off)
  • #187   | + 3 -
  • wpc1964.amenworld.com
  • (HellTiger) they "hui" have "blyat" put this "hui blyat" word "blyat" between every "hui blyat" words they have said, those russians.
  • #186   | + 2 -
  • s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
  • (00:38:32) (fredd) phl add?
    (00:38:35) (euclid) !who
    (00:38:36) (fredd) or connection fucked
    (00:39:05) (+phl) i was alt tabbing so my dad thinks i was doing homework
    (00:39:13) (ahxnxa) haghgagha
    (00:40:00) (euclid) lol
  • #185   | + 0 -
  • cpe-72-230-222-141.stny.res.rr.com
  • (@erok) true
    (@erok) but who wants a gigantic black cock in their ass
    (@erok) i mean that cant be pleasurable
    (@dai) shut up erok, me and daryl loved it
  • #184   | + -5 -
  • 5ac3ab13.bb.sky.com
  • 04:43:05 «Chujario» cos i fpoy cstre npi hgttom up in 4 hours
    04:43:07 «Chujario» 3*
  • #183   | + 0 -
  • 5ac3ab13.bb.sky.com
  • 04:43:05 «Chujario» cos i fpoy cstre npi hgttom up in 4 hours
    04:43:07 «Chujario» 3*
  • #182   | + -4 -
  • p4FE8453D.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
  • <fatole> so the value is like the maximum delay before you're in yourself again ?
  • #181   | + -1 -
  • p4FE84508.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
  •  <bgs> ye but if you know ur so fucking good
     <bgs> why do you need to prove it to me
     <ahxnxa> because i can
  • #180   | + 6 -
  • 66.232.102.157
  • <ZEN|ele> im never full of rage, i just rage sometimes ..
  • #179   | + 2 -
  • athedsl-09624.home.otenet.gr
  • [Skullhead] if u would fight me in ctf when u are def and im att, i would go in, try to kill you and get the hack out
  • #178   | + 2 -
  • static.unknown.charter.com
  • <Falko> i mean
    <Falko> his socialize and talk skills are very bad
  • #177   | + 5 -
  • ip-109-90-135-213.unitymediagroup.de
  • (22:33:17) (MasterPLaster) how to find childporn ?
  • #176   | + 5 -
  • cpe-72-230-222-141.stny.res.rr.com
  • (+Falko`) u now know why hilter shot himself
    (+Falko`) they told him not too
    (+Falko`) and he said fuck off don't tell me what to do
    (+Falko`) boom
  • #175   | + 0 -
  • ip-109-90-135-213.unitymediagroup.de
  • (amph_) we are superipor
  • #174   | + 1 -
  • athedsl-297794.home.otenet.gr
  • <smichel> my tooths are decaded
  • #173   | + -2 -
  • e212-246-70-154.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • <exerge> he told me he use a blindfold so he can have more luck
  • #172   | + -6 -
  • haug.fullur.is
  • «Skullhead» my bro is vq3 speedcapture defrag chemp m8, no need to ignore him bro
  • #171   | + 2 -
  • HSI-KBW-078-043-003-251.hsi4.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de
  • <Bores> realf1re ragequitted because he thought I was tooking his red armor...
  • #170   | + -7 -
  • haug.fullur.is
  • «+jolly`» its fuckin loads of pancakes
    «+jolly`» dunno when ill be done
    «+jolly`» cba to finish tho
    «+jolly`» haha
    «@nekon» why are you making loads and loads
    «@nekon» am i coming to visit
    «@nekon» ahahghahga
    «+jolly`» :D
  • #169   | + 9 -
  • athedsl-05116.home.otenet.gr
  • <nsk> there is couple of books
    <nsk> which are SONG ..
    <nsk> and their have songs
    <crock5ucker> wat
    <PERPENDICULAR> then who was phone
  • #168   | + -8 -
  • ip-62-143-115-253.unitymediagroup.de
  • <AL|EN> chg: CPM tele exit speed is 400, same as VQ3
    <AL|EN> WTH ?
    <AL|EN> WTF ??F??F?F
    <AL|EN> chg: CPM tele exit speed is 400, same as VQ3
    <AL|EN> ???
    <@svr`> ?!~?!??!
    <@svr`> ZOMG
    <@svr`> !?!??!!?!?
    <@svr`> !?!?!?!
    <@svr`> !?!?!?!
    <AL|EN> why t[14:28:39] <Pushpabon> cos after you come out the tele you do a quick circle and then jump
    <Pushpabon> you get the double jump height if you execute the second jump within 0,4 seconds after the first
    <Pushpabon> so be fast, go pro
    <AL|EN> www.speedcapture.com -> Cpm -> Ranking Style 1
    <ffslight> you must be extremely proud
    <AL|EN> just sont tell me tha i cant run in cpm
    <linkery> if you cant make rail tele to ya on cpm3a
    <rurolf> defrag isn't cpm
    <AL|EN> i DON"T want to learn some new TELE JUMPS !hey want to
    <@svr`> dude
    <@svr`> relax
    <AL|EN> KILL AL TELE JUMMPS ?
    <AL|EN> WTF ?
    <linkery> tele jumps work better now idiot
    <AL|EN> YOU ARE IDIOT !
    <linkery> ok
    <linkery> pope -> dead
    <linkery> lol
    <AL|EN> i do CONSTANTLY ONETELEJUMP to YA on cpm3a !
    <@svr`> dude
    <@svr`> that still works
    <AL|EN> and now i can't
    <AL|EN> NO !
    <ffslight> congratulations AL|EN, now you need to circlejump a bit more
    <@svr`> ffslight he has all reason to complain
    <ffslight> ~alien@aeev82.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl
    <ffslight> explains a lot
    <@svr`> no
    <@svr`> shh
    <@svr`> he has a reason to complain about it
    <AL|EN> don't tell me about strafejumping cos i am best running person on this planet
    <ffslight> sure you are
    <AL|EN> in cpm
    <ffslight> and i'm the queen of england
    <linkery> : DDDD
    <@svr`> AL|EN
    <@svr`> relax
    <AL|EN> maby you will see official ranking ?
    <@svr`> AL|EN
    <linkery> svr` stop discussing with poles and connect to server
    <@svr`> go to promode forums
    <@svr`> and post the reasons you dislike it
    <Pushpabon> uhh
    <@svr`> in a polite and respectfull manor
    <Pushpabon> I can do all the jumps again
    <@svr`> with arguments why u think its'wrong
  • #167   | + 17 -
  • cpe-74-69-200-235.maine.res.rr.com
  • [15:49:11] [+VaeVictis] nzm, we all know the difference between your and you're -.- your a fucking retard for thinking some one wouldnt
  • #166   | + -1 -
  • cpe-74-69-200-235.maine.res.rr.com
  • tales from shlt's sexual experiences


    15:48… @shlt: OMG
    15:48… @shlt: LOL
    15:48… @shlt: this is sixteen year old girl just came to my door
    15:48… @shlt: god does love me
    15:48… @shlt: she was fucking super hot
    15:48… @shlt: she was selling candy for school marching band
    15:49… @shlt: oh my goodness
    15:49… @shlt: she had on the shortest fucking shorts
    15:49… @shlt: this is a great day
    15:49… +hyb-: got a nmbr?
    15:49… @shlt: no hyb- but i stared at her as she walked away
    15:49… @shlt: good thing my dogs snuck outside
    15:49… @shlt: gave me good reason to look
    15:50… @shlt: that made my day!!!
    15:51… @shlt: holy fuck girls are so hot these days
    15:51… @shlt: we had this girl who ran around our neighborhood all summer long
    15:51… @shlt: every day
    15:51… @shlt: yeah...i was creepy
    15:51… @shlt: me looking from my living room window
    15:52… @shlt: but that girl that just came
    15:52… @shlt: wow...even 4chan doesn't have shit that good
    15:54… @shlt: i just realized we had our camera here too
    15:54… +nzm: who's we
    15:54… @shlt: my family
  • #165   | + 5 -
  • cpe-74-69-200-235.maine.res.rr.com
  • [22:50:54] [@JAMAL] and to think you raged when our SARDONICFOX1995 banned him from NYC
    [22:51:39] [TheMafia] i raged b/c he was not to have the ability to do such things
    [22:51:49] [TheMafia] and he gained it illigally
    [22:52:27] [SARDONICFOX1995] i did not gain it illigally
    [22:52:34] [TheMafia] yes you did
    [22:52:42] [SARDONICFOX1995] no i didnt
    [22:52:44] [SARDONICFOX1995] illigally
    [22:52:48] [TheMafia] you had it, when you should not have had it = illigally
    [22:53:00] [@JAMAL] well im convinced
    [22:53:10] [TheMafia] ok
    [22:53:23] [@JAMAL] SARDONICFOX1995 acted illigally
  • #164   | + 11 -
  • athedsl-09102.home.otenet.gr
  • <KUND3L> ovo: so if im cheater so why i can beat u on duels?
  • #163   | + 6 -
  • e212-246-70-154.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • <Ap2e> i thought there where you come from there ppl dont eaven know fire
  • #162   | + 2 -
  • mpe-10-107.mpe.lv
  • (@nekon) you prejudiced that ntf was always here
  • #161   | + 0 -
  • ip-62-143-115-253.unitymediagroup.de
  • (dunno) nekon you have some disorder, are you? 8D??
  • #160   | + -1 -
  • CPE0016b69ba249-CM0014f8ca2d6a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
  • * nineX (~nunya@nineX-.users.quakenet.org) has joined #uscpmpickup
    * Q sets mode: +o nineX
    <+lsv> ahahahah
    <+lsv> yea
    <+lsv> that is a nice dick innit
    * nineX (~nunya@nineX-.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Signed off)
  • #159   | + 2 -
  • ip-95-222-128-103.unitymediagroup.de
  • (12:59:12) (mN) nekon even ur computer is a fking gun
  • #158   | + 7 -
  • athedsl-298834.home.otenet.gr
  • <lenny`> it's forbitten
  • #157   | + 11 -
  • mpe-10-107.mpe.lv
  • (damnegd) ye minus plus minus = plus
    (damnegd) l2math
  • #156   | + -5 -
  • haug.fullur.is
  • «@nekon» jolly- add
    «@nekon» you FAT FUCK
  • #155   | + -5 -
  • 95.222.128.223
  • (minky) FACE
  • #154   | + 1 -
  • haug.fullur.is
  • «+jolly-» what the shit is happening in iran?
    «shlt» it appears they are celebrating from the results of their recent elections
    «goochie» they are not going to win this "revolution"
    «goochie» without guns
    «shlt» they might not have guns but the protesters seem to be having good luck gathering bullets
  • #153   | + 7 -
  • haug.fullur.is
  • «@spyteman» vicek
    «@spyteman» 1v1 @ almostly
    «vicek» i am busy
    «vicek» BUT OK
  • #152   | + 2 -
  • gaming09.slife.fsu.edu
  • <+Falkoisgay`pk3> im going to mount the goat
  • #151   | + 8 -
  • athedsl-04835.home.otenet.gr
  • <flfuf> why even i even bother discussing when you go all tenyearoldlogic is beyond me
  • #150   | + 4 -
  • haug.fullur.is
  • «+jolly-» think what you could do with 94 mills
    «@nekon» buy a trillion gum packets
    «+funjibay» well uh
    «+funjibay» ronaldo dont get that money does he?
    «+funjibay» its united who gets it right?
    «Memphishhhhhhh» but someone pays for it«+jolly-» i'd buy a server host, i'd buy loads of plane tickets to go see nekon for instance
    «+jolly-» play defrog for a week
    «@nekon» i'd buy a new pc first
    «@nekon» fucking shit
    «+jolly-» yeah i'd just do that when i'd be at yours
    «+jolly-» go out buy a new one and then play
    «@nekon» then i'd make a cpm meeting in europe
    «@nekon» and build a cpm house
    «@nekon» where everyone is welcome at all times
    «@nekon» aslong as they are cpmers
    «Memphishhhhhhh» that would be cool
    «@nekon» :D
    «@nekon» instant win
    «+jolly-» with like eye detectors nekon
    «@nekon» then i'll make a 1million world tour for cpm
    «@nekon» !
    «@nekon» \o/
    «@nekon» and fatalonety is not invited
    «@nekon» muahahaha
    «@nekon» FAG
    «+jolly-» and loads of merch and little 3gb memory sticks with q3arena and cpm setup on them
    «@nekon» i would make cpm the biggest game ever!
    «@nekon» well
    «@nekon» not ever
    «@nekon» cause sc too big
    «@nekon» biggest fps ever
    «ghostdogg» nekon do it !!!!1
    «@nekon» i don't have the 94mil
    «@nekon» o_O
    «+funjibay» with 94 mil
    «+funjibay» we could make a huge cpm.sc tourney
    «+funjibay» invite julyzerg to kekeke at everyone
    «@flfuf» i could hire people to kill you all with that kind of money
    «@flfuf» $
    «+jolly-» i'd invite Liam to be the host of the cpm world tour ... just give him a mic and say " go nuts.."
    «@flfuf» with 94mil , you could feed Liam for a week
  • #149   | + 4 -
  • HSI-KBW-078-042-111-064.hsi3.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de
  • <jolly-> wats the command to get rid of snow in cpm?
    <jolly-> that is .. snowing
    <Memphishhhhhhh> cg_sweden 0
    <jolly-> xd
  • #148   | + 5 -
  • HSI-KBW-078-042-111-064.hsi3.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de
  • <has3> !add bed
    <gimpfenlord> ok
    <hase> sadly there's no1 around for a 1v1
    <has3> D:
    <gimpfenlord> hand
    <gimpfenlord> lol
    <has3> no singlepayer sux
    <gimpfenlord> 5on1
    <has3> lol
  • #147   | + 22 -
  • 77-102-244-85.cable.ubr13.aztw.blueyonder.co.uk
  • <thomasthomas> full moon outside and its fkn orange
    <aggnog> it's called the sun copernicus
  • #146   | + 13 -
  • athedsl-297301.home.otenet.gr
  • <DL> suck my coke retrad
  • #145   | + 18 -
  • ip-62-143-88-175.unitymediagroup.de
  • (15:11:15) (wuxia) quad rocket doesent ask how much hp you have
  • #144   | + 8 -
  • p5B0CDB49.dip.t-dialin.net
  • 11:28.46       akre: Haven't played for a month lelelelele
    11:28.55       akre: beacuse of shit head blaze <:
    11:28.55       @spyteman: one more worst to go and you scored a hattrick
    11:29.01       HellTiger: what?
    11:29.01       @spyteman: :>
    11:29.04       HellTiger: head blaze?
    11:29.13       akre: SU HELLNIGGER
    11:29.18       @spyteman: his shit head is blazing
    11:29.19       HellTiger: :>
    11:29.22       @spyteman: geddit
    11:29.29       akre: I'm level 76 on wow beacuse of blaze
    11:29.31       akre: HAHAHAHA
    11:29.41       @spyteman: !ban akre 3w we dont support wow in here
    11:29.42                    echbot2 sets mode +b *!~akre@akre-.users.quakenet.org
    11:29.42              This *!~akre@akre-.users.quakenet.org ban affects: akre
    11:29.42                    echbot2 kicked akre ([3weeks] e dont support wow in here)
    11:29.45       damnegd: haahahaha
  • #143   | + 17 -
  • athedsl-15195.home.otenet.gr
  • <ZEN|ele> and i have to coll my pc with that pig fan that should cool myslef
  • #142   | + 3 -
  • 5adcb59c.bb.sky.com
  • [19:31] <Nzr0_> havent you learned to control your sphincter yet sbs?
    [19:31] <+sbs> my what
    [19:31] <gr0FFF> !promote tdm
    [19:31] <mshii> !who
    [19:31] <+sbs> i have hemmorhoids
    [19:31] <+SK|nt> plus ive been eating alot of crap food lately so it was not nice
    [19:31] <Nzr0_> really?
    [19:31] <+sbs> fucked up down there
    [19:31] <+sbs> yeah
    [19:31] <+sbs> 23 years old
    [19:31] * Corr (Corr@Corrupted.users.quakenet.org) has joined #cpmpickup
    [19:32] <+sbs> and rhoids
    [19:32] <Nzr0_> what does that express into?
    [19:32] * PLASA|Realf1re (~PLASA2@host81-156-160-12.range81-156.btcentralplus.com) has left #cpmpickup
    [19:32] <+sbs> cant believe my luck
  • #141   | + 4 -
  • h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
  • brut- is ready!
    nineX is ready!
    brut-: glhf
    Falko: hf
    ...
    *11 seconds later*
    ...
    nineX calls timeout!
    Falko: god
    nineX: trentluv is afk
    trentluv: good form
    p8nt: srsliuuuu
    nineX: wtf
    trentluv: wait
    brut-: no he's not
    trentluv: wtf
    trentluv: my shits not bound
    trentluv: i cant move
    [51]Gillz|QPAD: rofl
    [51]Gillz|QPAD: ROFL
    nineX: wow
    trentluv: its ninexs config rofl
    nineX: FTW
    trentluv: is it paused
    trentluv: OH
    trentluv: ROFL
    nineX: ahahahahah
    trentluv: no were good
    [51]Gillz|QPAD: FTMFW
    brut-: *facepalm*
    [51]Gillz|QPAD: RAWR >:3
    shlt: wow
  • #140   | + 7 -
  • h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
  • <+MRI> this is very nice to see in nineX`lappy
    <@nineX`lappy> this is very nice to see in nineX`lappy?
    <+MRI> total retardedness
    <@nineX`lappy> total retardedness?
    <+MRI> yes
    <@nineX`lappy> yes?
    <+MRI> yes!
    <@nineX`lappy> yes!?
    <+MRI> yes^^!?!
    <@nineX`lappy> yes^^!?!?
    <+MRI> lol
    <@nineX`lappy> lol?
    <+MRI> adkasffhkffasg,hkfsggsdtfghhdhjsfsdkj
    <+MRI> dont copy that
    <@nineX`lappy> adkasffhkffasg,hkfsggsdtfghhdhjsfsdkj?
    <@nineX`lappy> dont copy that?
    <+MRI> w/e
    <+MRI> u are an idiot
    <@nineX`lappy> w/e?
    <@nineX`lappy> u are an idiot?
    <+MRI> yes u
    <@nineX`lappy> yes u?
    <+MRI> if u make another question mark that will make u an idiot
    <+MRI> yes u
    <@nineX`lappy> if u make another question mark that will make u an idiot?
    <+MRI> thats what i thought
    <@nineX`lappy> thats what i thought?
    <+MRI> yes
    <@nineX`lappy> yes?
    <+MRI> !add ctf
    <@nineX`lappy> !add ctf?
    <+MRI> !add tdm ??
    <+brut-> this is a situation where I'd type "/quit" and see if I could get ninex to quit :)
    <@nineX`lappy> !add tdm???
    -!- MRI [~kalzan@user-0ccegci.cable.mindspring.com] has left #uscpmpickup []
    <+brut-> HA
    <@nineX`lappy> AHAHAHAHA
    -!- MRI [~kalzan@user-0ccegci.cable.mindspring.com] has joined #uscpmpickup
    -!- mode/#uscpmpickup [+v MRI] by Q
    <@nineX`lappy> RAPPAD
    <@nineX`lappy> AHAHAHAHAHAH
    <+brut-> *snicker*
    <@nineX`lappy> OMFG
  • #139   | + 12 -
  • dslb-094-219-102-000.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • +Eke> SOME STAY SLIM AND OTHERS GET FAT
    @Reptile> that's not how this works
    +Eke> CHOCOLATE CAKE
    +Eke> LIAM'S AFK AND WE NEED HIM
    +Eke> Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam
    +Eke> you fat mess
    @Reptile> last thing i heard
    @Reptile> he was gonna go eat
    @Reptile> 5h ago
    +Eke> jesus
    +Eke> he should be back in 5h then
    +Eke> wham bam shazam doublestack
  • #138   | + -2 -
  • dslb-088-069-011-004.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • ninemil: !q3 ninemil

    @echbot2: ninemil is 81.27.73.100:27985;password nineplay

    @echbot2: Q31v1(cpma) on cpm24 Players:0/12-vs- Spec:() Time left:Warmup

    _cOw: !q3 _cOw

    @echbot2: Error querying server (null buffer || null address)

    _cOw14: you win
  • #137   | + 10 -
  • dslb-084-058-254-094.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • <fetzbeast> do wath the fuck you wana doo!!
    <fetzbeast>say wath the fuck you wana say!!!
    <fetzbeast>!!!PLAY wath the fuck you wana PLAY!!!!
  • #136   | + 4 -
  • athedsl-313081.home.otenet.gr
  • <xrg> using this computer at the same time someone useing the account on a page no annother comptuer
  • #135   | + 4 -
  • dslb-084-058-196-086.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • 15:48:51 «@Pushpabon» hi guyz
    15:48:55 «@Pushpabon» bye guyz
    15:48:59 «@Pushpabon» gonna go to the central :>
    15:49:20 «+funnybunnyhero» thecentral.com?
  • #134   | + 8 -
  • dslb-084-058-249-193.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • 19:28:13 «VORPAL» Pushpabon http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1684288
  • #133   | + -4 -
  • 95.222.131.147
  • (@Terifire) Well I think wow is great but it just sucks up your time.
    (@Terifire) But I do think it takes some skill at higher levels.
    (@Terifire) The same kind that starcraft takes.
  • #132   | + 1 -
  • haug.fullur.is
  • «@light-» well tbh
    «@light-» i went up there to jonkoping before
    «@light-» took so long time getting there
    «Nzr0_» did you go with your cpm movement or something?
    «ovo» hahahahahah
    «@light-» fag
    «@light-» :D
    «ovo» hahaha
    «Nzr0_» :>
    «@nekon» HAHAHAHA
  • #131   | + 9 -
  • dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
  • thomasthomas> i cant believe my girlfriend is so cool about my nerdiness, its amazing
    thomasthomas> she even used irc when she was borrowing my laptop?????
    aggnog> yeah she comes in lobstarz
    aggnog> i was pretty worried for a moment
    thomasthomas> yea me too she thinks most people in here are pretty gross
    aggnog> AAAAAAAHAH tell me everything
    aggnog> every detail
    thomasthomas> i already told you i had to explain to her what dickin birds meant
    Liam> :D:D:D:D
  • #125   | + -2 -
  • gtng-5d82042a.pool.einsundeins.de
  • 17:27 <@Terifire> everytime you don't install tremulous
    17:27 <@gaiia> they die nevertheless
  • #124   | + 11 -
  • 82-35-198-133.cable.ubr05.enfi.blueyonder.co.uk
  • <Terifire> It's about having fun with friends
    <Terifire> :P
    <Terifire> Think about it.
    <blazeh> yeah I Know :D
    <ix-ir> would rather go 2 pub
    <blazeh> I played liek 2 years durign school
    <Terifire> I wouldn't:P
    <blazeh> I would rather go to a pub also
    <blazeh> :D
    <Terifire> To much noobs/flaming/whine in pub
    <Terifire> oh wait
    <Terifire> you mean real life pub?
    <Terifire> fuck shit
    <Terifire> don't quote that
  • #122   | + 1 -
  • dslb-094-219-102-218.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • MassMan: tbh _fetzbeast_ level of crapness is so huge that he wouldn't even be called a cheater if he tried to compete in the special olympics
  • #121   | + 4 -
  • cpc4-neat2-0-0-cust489.swan.cable.ntl.com
  • Someone know why my quake change from 800x600 to 640x480 when I change it.. ?
    because you change it
  • #120   | + 4 -
  • dslb-094-219-102-218.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • +MassMan: no it doesnt _fetzbeast_
    +MassMan: you cant read english
    _fetzbeast_: i can a lidle bit
  • #119   | + 5 -
  • dslb-094-219-102-218.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • _fetzbeast_: yesterday i came and get flame and becouse i get flame i playd youmping backward
  • #118   | + 6 -
  • dslb-084-061-016-113.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • last time i was team coach in tdm and the same time chating with my love and i gave her quad time
  • #117   | + -4 -
  • haug.fullur.is
  • «@linkery» jolly
    «@linkery» if i was gay
    «@linkery» i would love you
    «@linkery» to the end of time
  • #116   | + 8 -
  • e178061157.adsl.alicedsl.de
  • raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode
  • #115   | + 6 -
  • 86.48.61.192
  • (Spetz): duel any of u?
    (sd): i
    (Spetz): ?
    cos- almost dodged Vo0's rocket
    (sd): i wanna duel
    (Spetz): ip?
    (Spetz): na02?
    cos- ate Vo0's rocket
    cos-: :-)
    (sd): u know that mzr server or something
    (Spetz): no
    (Spetz): do u have 1.44?
    (sd): ya
    (Spetz): pw ak47
    Vo0: =8]
    Spetz: 213.239.188.13:33500 noobs anonymous 02 BETA REV1615 - clanpoint.com
    (sd): ok
    Spetz disconnected
    (pblight): :D
    (sd): i wanna see u vs vo0 :P
    (pblight): not gonna play
    (pblight): :D
    Spetz connected
    Vo0: =8]
    (sd): u?
    (pblight): no =)
    (Spetz): cant connect?
    (sd): scared :p
    (sd): nah i can't mate
    (pblight): no
    (pblight): :>
    (Spetz): sec#
    (sd): can i bring u ip here mate?
    cos- almost dodged Vo0's rocket
    Spetz: 81.27.73.100:27985 lazeryattack.com www.ninemil.com
    (sd): ok
    (Spetz): pw nineplay
    (sd): cu there
    Spetz disconnected
    (pblight): :D:DD:D
    (pblight): hahahaha
  • #114   | + 4 -
  • cpc3-shep11-2-0-cust652.8-3.cable.virginmedia.com
  • you got all the lucky spawns
  • #113   | + 14 -
  • dslb-084-058-242-178.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • 22:25:11 «@lennox» 1 time isnt a gay
    22:25:15 «@lennox» as russians say
  • #109   | + 2 -
  • .cable.ubr05.enfi.blueyonder.co.uk
  • (akre) You've been playing long enough to have improved
    (akre) yet you suck more than ever
  • #26   | + 36 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <@Liam> [3:23pm] (wuxia): During my presence in the cpm community i gave birth to jealousy in your sayings
    <@Liam> is he calling me jealous?
    <@_8bitlobster> he thinks you're pregnant
    <@_8bitlobster> just tell him you're merely fat
  • #27   | + 31 -
  • *tuwien.teleweb.at
  • <sheepshaun> the best thing i found on the stats pages is that someone found egd by looking up 'koddy porn' on google
  • #28   | + 23 -
  • *dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
  • <fox> fucking
    <fox> hell
    <fox> i feel so shit
    <Liam> you look like a cunt too
    <Liam> bummer
  • #29   | + 20 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • (vamp1re-) never smoke shrooms with weed
    (vamp1re-) its fun but you could die!
    (vamp1re-) i thought i turned to a piece of gold once
    (vamp1re-) curled up in a ball and shut my eyes
    (vamp1re-) and i was like
    (vamp1re-) IM GOLDEN
  • #30   | + 31 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • (Vo0) i was on a server
    (Vo0) and there was xone
    (Vo0) he got RA
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) he pressed jump
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) he saw the enemy
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) he killed him
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
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  • #31   | + 26 -
  • *dip.t-dialin.net
  • <Drexciyian> that polish team should of walked up and down on swe
    <ovo> :))
    <Drexciyian> but ??
    <ix-ir> why?
    <ix-ir> swedish team is very strong
    <ix-ir> pole team was all uber players
    <ovo> poles had some inner rivalry
    <ovo> pod1 did dzikus gf
    <ovo> so they didnt play full steam
    <ix-ir> ahha
    <ix-ir> put his lazery where it didn't belong
    <ovo> :D:D
  • #32   | + 29 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
    <Lanzelot> legal reasons
    <Liam> it was copyrighted
    <Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
    <shlt> are u serious?
    <shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
    <shlt> or at least run by nazis
  • #33   | + 29 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <aggnog> liam
    <Liam> ?
    <aggnog> bender
    <Liam> :/
  • #34   | + 24 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
    <@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
    <@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
    <@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
    <@aggnog> -_-
    <@aggnog> not 1 human
    <@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
    <@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on
  • #35   | + 19 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <xone-> fkn doom3 sucked a$$
    <xone-> fkn RL is slower than aggnog trying to calculate 1+1
    <xone-> can go downtown and mug a nwb and go back while it shoots
  • #36   | + 18 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally