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  • #208   | + 0 -
  • 79.142.66.56
  • yuCSpg blszkexmjbmc, [url=http://iuatutqgzagg.com/]iuatutqgzagg[/url], [link=http://dbxcjajspfxf.com/]dbxcjajspfxf[/link], http://ubzjgbithktm.com/
  • #207   | + -3 -
  • h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
  • 22:11 <@nineX_> !add ctf
    22:11 -!- echbotcpm changed the topic of #uscpmpickup to: NTF [1/10] ][ 2v2 [0/4] ][ TDM [2/8] ][ CTF [6/8] || http://tinyurl.com/cpma148 ][ http://uscpmpickup.com/cpmnerds/ ][ ct3ctf1 new map - http://bit.ly/a7qI16 ]
    22:11 <@nineX_> nzm add
    22:17 <+nzm> no thanks
    22:18 <+nzm> I just got a win over kwong/heu
    22:18 <+nzm> I'm good for the night
  • #206   | + 6 -
  • h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
  • 18:54 <@nineX_> i think aph was working on a bot as well
    18:55 <@marky> will it rage quit too
    18:55 <@nineX_> nah, but you can only add "cpm3a"
  • #205   | + -3 -
  • h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
  • 02:07 <@shlt> sup island55
    02:07 < island55> hi
    02:08 <@shlt> trying to get brut- to help ya
    02:08 < island55> heh
    02:09 <@shlt> but im guessing hes trying to get his barbie ez bake oven going so he can make food
    02:48 <@brut-> ...
    02:48 <@brut-> don't be hating on me shlt cause I can cook and the closest you get to creating quality baked goods is dealing with the yeast infection you contracted from your unsanitized blowup doll
  • #204   | + -3 -
  • athedsl-02253.home.otenet.gr
  • (23:31:54) (HellTiger) aids is a lie: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1939176342201582669&hl=en#
    (23:32:00) (HellTiger) oh sry its total geman
    (23:32:10) (+_8bitlobster) have to take your word for it then
    (23:33:30) (@flfuf) do you believe that HellTiger ?
    (23:34:00) (+_8bitlobster) you've clearly never spoken to HellTiger before
    (23:34:01) (HellTiger) yes cause with exactly the same blood you have aids in paris, but not in sidney.
    (23:34:16) (+_8bitlobster) he's clinically insane
    (23:34:30) (HellTiger) no i am a vegan
    (23:34:34) (+_8bitlobster) that's what i said
  • #203   | + -5 -
  • h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
  • 22:03 <+frag_> !add tdm ctf ftag
    22:03 -!- echbot6 changed the topic of #uscpmpickup to: CTFS[0/6] FTAG[1/8] 2V2[0/4] NTF[2/10] TDM[3/8] CTF[3/8] || || [ http://www.uscpmpickup.com
    ][ Servers Updated CPMA 1.48 http://tinyurl.com/2978zkz ]
    22:04 <+frag_> i just ate a bag of peanuts
    22:04 <+frag_> can't wait to take a crap!
    22:05 <@USA|brut-> ?
    22:05 <@USA|brut-> ibs?
    22:06 <@USA|brut-> hemorrhoids?
    22:06 <@USA|brut-> anal fissure?
    22:07 <+Falko`> lol
    22:07 <+Falko`> hi
    22:07 <+Falko`> everyone
    22:08 <@USA|brut-> speaking of rectal problems
    22:08 <@USA|brut-> hi Falko`
    22:08 -!- Falko` [~kalzan@64.131.197.150] has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
    22:08 <@USA|brut-> bye falko
  • #202   | + 0 -
  • 66.232.107.140
  • (18:46:34) (Skullhead) 31 c° @ 49% air wetness
    (18:46:36) (Skullhead) zomg
    (18:47:39) (+SK|nt) in pants
  • #201   | + 7 -
  • cpc1-neat2-0-0-cust42.swan.cable.ntl.com
  • (02:37:38) (+LuGia) i love mimes
    (02:37:40) (+LuGia) seriously my dream
    (02:37:42) (+LuGia) is to
    (02:37:43) (+LuGia) move to france
    (02:37:45) (+LuGia) MARRY mime
    (02:37:46) (+LuGia) and
    (02:37:48) (+LuGia) make mime family
    (02:37:52) (+LuGia) and im mime too
  • #200   | + 5 -
  • cpc1-neat2-0-0-cust42.swan.cable.ntl.com
  • (22:09:47) (@_8bitlobster) got a swansea prospectus
    (22:09:48) (@_8bitlobster) sez
    (22:10:02) (@_8bitlobster) taxis to the university from the train station will cost approx £6:00pm
    (22:10:03) (@_8bitlobster) lol
    (22:10:32) (@Liam) time is money sean
  • #199   | + 1 -
  • s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
  • (17:06:29) (+jolly-) guys
    (17:06:31) (+jolly-) i have bad news
    (17:06:37) (+jolly-) mainly to us nekon
    (17:06:47) (+jolly-) and those who play 1-1:30 hour long periods
    (17:06:51) (+jolly-) # Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
    (17:06:57) (@nekon) yeah no shit
    (17:07:03) (pcb) oh yea?
    (17:07:04) (@nekon) i can build a house with my earwax
    (17:07:11) (pcb) so what if you jackoff with earphones
    (17:07:13) (pcb) ?
    (17:07:20) (pcb) and rub sperm on your face
    (17:07:26) (@nekon) then it was a great day
    (17:07:49) (pcb) i agree
  • #198   | + -1 -
  • 57.ultra.se
  • 11:22 <@aggnog> looooooool my flatmate's mum just came to my house
    11:22 <@aggnog> and caught me butt naked cooking steak in the kitchen
    11:22 <@aggnog> llllllllllllllol
    11:23 <@blazeh> rolf!
    11:23 <@aggnog> how does she even have keys!!!!
    11:23 <@flfuf> did she linger?
    11:23 <@Reptile> haha
    11:23 <@aggnog> no
    11:23 <@aggnog> but
    11:23 <@aggnog> the story is worse
    11:23 <@aggnog> and i'm only just figuring it now
    11:23 <@aggnog> but i put some chilli with my steak cause i had 2 eggs too
    11:24 <@aggnog> chopped them up obviously
    11:24 <@aggnog> i actually remember saying to myself "don't touch dick after this"
    11:24 <@aggnog> but because she came in my natural reaction was to cup myself
    11:24 <@aggnog> really really hot ache around my ballsack now
    11:24 <@flfuf> haha
    11:24 <@flfuf> but really, who cooks naked :D
    11:24 <@Reptile> sue her for hurting your bawls :(
  • #197   | + -9 -
  • c-d57be055.460-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
  • 12:58 - nekon is what i should say... a human
    12:58 - but on the other hand i can swim and have done so to much... so i guess thats make me more fish then anyone
    12:58 - i guess im over the big white
    12:58 - BECAUSE IM SO TAL
    12:59 - its like ppl barking without permission
  • #196   | + 1 -
  • wpc1964.amenworld.com
  • (20:32:58) (HellTiger) had arqon ever played cpm?
  • #195   | + 1 -
  • s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
  • (01:09:00) (Skulldrunk) doing a movie aint about time, rather about how much time u want spent into it
  • #194   | + -7 -
  • wpc1964.amenworld.com
  • (00:08:55) (+_8bitlobster) http://files.myopera.com/8bitlobster/files/polrage.jpg
  • #193   | + -5 -
  • 66.232.107.140
  • (19:54:24) (HellTiger) can some one tell me learnsoftware for the human body, anatomy organs ears etc?
    (19:54:50) (@Pushpabon) penis, and testicles
  • #192   | + -7 -
  • s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
  • [17:52] i was on crystal speed, speed, extasy, coke, and have smoked weed EVERY day 6 years long
    [17:52] faole
    [17:52] <@has3> Im ok with that :D
    [17:52] haha
    [17:53] i know you used to be a junkie
    [17:53] :D
    [17:53] :P
    [17:53] but do you look down on people still doing that stuff
    [17:53] no
    [17:53] <@has3> foamy walls so I cant break feet when running around
    [17:53] ofc not
    [17:53] but i have much profit
    [17:53] profit?
    [17:53] feeling good
    [17:54] are u millionare or something
    [17:54] clean in my brain
    [17:54] to afford so many drugs
    [17:54] memphiss
    [17:54] memphiss just a kraut from bavaria
    [17:54] its called a job
    [17:54] blow job!
    [17:54] ht is online 24/7 though
    [17:54] :D
    [17:54] kraut bavaria?
    [17:54] what XD
    [17:54] :D
    [17:54] why am i even trying
    [17:54] )))))))
    [17:55] faole somtimes i wana share my good feeling with some fucked freaks
    [17:55] <@has3> !promote something
    [17:55] -echbotcpm:#cpmpickup- Please !add up in #cpmpickup !!! 3 more people needed!
    [17:55] and they cant do the whole life drugs
    [17:55] lmao
    [17:55] mm
    [17:55] i feel sorry for true addicts
    [17:55] but i don't care enough to be straight edge
    [17:55] at some time you have to turn away from it.
    [17:55] vegan is too far imo
    [17:55] :D
    [17:55] haha ye its hard
    [17:55] haha
    [17:56] much harder are some taoism practices
    [17:56] some people never turn away from it..
    [17:56] i do them strictly
    [17:56] and i bet you wont hear them
    [17:56] i don't know why
    [17:56] you care so much
    [17:56] :D
    [17:56] man
    [17:56] after each dump, i clean my asshole inside, and do after each clean a prostata massage
    [17:57] if i am at home
    [17:57] and
    [17:57] are you fucking serious
    [17:57] i am since christmas in holyday
    [17:57] so i have done this every time
    [17:57] i do really wanna believe helltiger is one of the most succesful trolls in the interwebs
    [17:57] and never used toilet paper
    [17:57] you do this
    [17:57] Ahahahhahh
    [17:57] why
    [17:57] to incrase the cum quality
    [17:57] so if you have some peaces left in there after
    [17:57] sif you're cumming in anything
    [17:58] the prostata
    [17:58] is absorbing this crap
    [17:58] cause
    [17:58] i dont ejakulate
    [17:58] i hold it in
    [17:58] another taoism technic
    [17:58] you pressure a point between after and balls
    [17:58] so it cant go out
    [17:58] if you are cumming
    [17:58] HellTiger perhaps the 3 year cycle never made you sober
    [17:58] no waste of this golden stuff
    [17:58] and
    [17:58] i should try :D
    [17:58] heard of the holding in thing
    [17:59] the orgasm is very very longer
    [17:59] very longer
    [17:59] emir4nt ahahahah
    [17:59] and much more intensive
    [17:59] then it will go upward in the indokrine system
    [17:59] i still don't know why
    [17:59] if u force ur prostostata (:D) u have more chances to get prostata cancer
    [17:59] you care so much
    [17:59] and circulate in your third eye
    [17:59] enjoy ur cancer sir
    [17:59] beside this i can have prostata ejakulation too
    [17:59] so i dont fap
    [17:59] i massage it
    [17:59] its different
    [18:00] to a regulary orgasm
    [18:00] and both is very nice
    [18:00] * Maverick|MSG (~campagnol@c-68-49-107-148.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
    [18:00] emir4nt http://health-fitness-solutions.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-achieve-male-multiple-orgasm.html
    [18:00] read at
    [18:01] 1) Pressing the Million Dollar Point
    [18:01] i have always
    [18:01] 2-3 orgasm in about 1 min
    [18:01] always!
    [18:01] thats one good part of taoism :P
    [18:02] lol no one talks anymore :D
  • #191   | + -4 -
  • athedsl-02998.home.otenet.gr
  • [17:52] i was on crystal speed, speed, extasy, coke, and have smoked weed EVERY day 6 years long
    [17:52] faole
    [17:52] <@has3> Im ok with that :D
    [17:52] haha
    [17:53] i know you used to be a junkie
    [17:53] :D
    [17:53] :P
    [17:53] but do you look down on people still doing that stuff
    [17:53] no
    [17:53] <@has3> foamy walls so I cant break feet when running around
    [17:53] ofc not
    [17:53] but i have much profit
    [17:53] profit?
    [17:53] feeling good
    [17:54] are u millionare or something
    [17:54] clean in my brain
    [17:54] to afford so many drugs
    [17:54] memphiss
    [17:54] memphiss just a kraut from bavaria
    [17:54] its called a job
    [17:54] blow job!
    [17:54] ht is online 24/7 though
    [17:54] :D
    [17:54] kraut bavaria?
    [17:54] what XD
    [17:54] :D
    [17:54] why am i even trying
    [17:54] )))))))
    [17:55] faole somtimes i wana share my good feeling with some fucked freaks
    [17:55] <@has3> !promote something
    [17:55] -echbotcpm:#cpmpickup- Please !add up in #cpmpickup !!! 3 more people needed!
    [17:55] and they cant do the whole life drugs
    [17:55] lmao
    [17:55] mm
    [17:55] i feel sorry for true addicts
    [17:55] but i don't care enough to be straight edge
    [17:55] at some time you have to turn away from it.
    [17:55] vegan is too far imo
    [17:55] :D
    [17:55] haha ye its hard
    [17:55] haha
    [17:56] much harder are some taoism practices
    [17:56] some people never turn away from it..
    [17:56] i do them strictly
    [17:56] and i bet you wont hear them
    [17:56] i don't know why
    [17:56] you care so much
    [17:56] :D
    [17:56] man
    [17:56] after each dump, i clean my asshole inside, and do after each clean a prostata massage
    [17:57] if i am at home
    [17:57] and
    [17:57] are you fucking serious
    [17:57] i am since christmas in holyday
    [17:57] so i have done this every time
    [17:57] i do really wanna believe helltiger is one of the most succesful trolls in the interwebs
    [17:57] and never used toilet paper
    [17:57] you do this
    [17:57] Ahahahhahh
    [17:57] why
    [17:57] to incrase the cum quality
    [17:57] so if you have some peaces left in there after
    [17:57] sif you're cumming in anything
    [17:58] the prostata
    [17:58] is absorbing this crap
    [17:58] cause
    [17:58] i dont ejakulate
    [17:58] i hold it in
    [17:58] another taoism technic
    [17:58] you pressure a point between after and balls
    [17:58] so it cant go out
    [17:58] if you are cumming
    [17:58] HellTiger perhaps the 3 year cycle never made you sober
    [17:58] no waste of this golden stuff
    [17:58] and
    [17:58] i should try :D
    [17:58] heard of the holding in thing
    [17:59] the orgasm is very very longer
    [17:59] very longer
    [17:59] emir4nt ahahahah
    [17:59] and much more intensive
    [17:59] then it will go upward in the indokrine system
    [17:59] i still don't know why
    [17:59] if u force ur prostostata (:D) u have more chances to get prostata cancer
    [17:59] you care so much
    [17:59] and circulate in your third eye
    [17:59] enjoy ur cancer sir
    [17:59] beside this i can have prostata ejakulation too
    [17:59] so i dont fap
    [17:59] i massage it
    [17:59] its different
    [18:00] to a regulary orgasm
    [18:00] and both is very nice
    [18:00] * Maverick|MSG (~campagnol@c-68-49-107-148.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
    [18:00] emir4nt http://health-fitness-solutions.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-achieve-male-multiple-orgasm.html
    [18:00] read at
    [18:01] 1) Pressing the Million Dollar Point
    [18:01] i have always
    [18:01] 2-3 orgasm in about 1 min
    [18:01] always!
    [18:01] thats one good part of taoism :P
    [18:02] lol no one talks anymore :D
  • #190   | + -1 -
  • cpe-72-230-213-82.stny.res.rr.com
  • (05:13:54) (+kcedt) Hey I've cried watching anime
  • #189   | + -2 -
  • cpe-72-230-213-82.stny.res.rr.com
  • (01:06:15) (+nzm) I think there's an admin conspiracy to make me lose everytime in pickups now because u idiots can't play for 10yrs and be this bad
  • #188   | + -4 -
  • p4FE5E338.dip.t-dialin.net
  • [08:53] * aggnog (~letsgopub@aggnog.users.quakenet.org) has joined #promode
    [09:14] * lsv (~lsv@Lsv.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
    [09:20] * aggnog (~letsgopub@aggnog.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Signed off)
  • #187   | + -5 -
  • wpc1964.amenworld.com
  • (HellTiger) they "hui" have "blyat" put this "hui blyat" word "blyat" between every "hui blyat" words they have said, those russians.
  • #186   | + 0 -
  • s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
  • (00:38:32) (fredd) phl add?
    (00:38:35) (euclid) !who
    (00:38:36) (fredd) or connection fucked
    (00:39:05) (+phl) i was alt tabbing so my dad thinks i was doing homework
    (00:39:13) (ahxnxa) haghgagha
    (00:40:00) (euclid) lol
  • #185   | + -6 -
  • cpe-72-230-222-141.stny.res.rr.com
  • (@erok) true
    (@erok) but who wants a gigantic black cock in their ass
    (@erok) i mean that cant be pleasurable
    (@dai) shut up erok, me and daryl loved it
  • #184   | + -10 -
  • 5ac3ab13.bb.sky.com
  • 04:43:05 «Chujario» cos i fpoy cstre npi hgttom up in 4 hours
    04:43:07 «Chujario» 3*