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  • <_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
    <_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
    _8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
    <Reptile> lol
    <Liam> haha
    <_8bitlobster> this guy
    <_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
    <_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
    <_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
    <Liam> is he still on sean?
    <_8bitlobster> probably
    <_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
    <_8bitlobster> or something
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
    <Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
    <Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
    <Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
    <Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
    <Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
    <Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
    <Liam> OH FUCK
    <Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
    <Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
    <_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
    <Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
    <Reptile> she should realize its a fake
    <Nyx> the key word is should
    <Reptile> unless she's retarded
    <Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
    <Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
    <Liam> carmenT: and ugly
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
    <Liam> :D:D
    <_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
    <Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
    <_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
    <Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
    <Liam> carmenT: clear?
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
    <Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
    <Liam> carmenT: inhuman
    <Liam> carmenT: language
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
    <Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
    <Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
    <Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
    <Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
    <Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
    <Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
    <Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
    <Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
    <Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
    <Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed