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11:22 <@aggnog> looooooool my flatmate's mum just came to my house
11:22 <@aggnog> and caught me butt naked cooking steak in the kitchen
11:22 <@aggnog> llllllllllllllol
11:23 <@blazeh> rolf!
11:23 <@aggnog> how does she even have keys!!!!
11:23 <@flfuf> did she linger?
11:23 <@Reptile> haha
11:23 <@aggnog> no
11:23 <@aggnog> but
11:23 <@aggnog> the story is worse
11:23 <@aggnog> and i'm only just figuring it now
11:23 <@aggnog> but i put some chilli with my steak cause i had 2 eggs too
11:24 <@aggnog> chopped them up obviously
11:24 <@aggnog> i actually remember saying to myself "don't touch dick after this"
11:24 <@aggnog> but because she came in my natural reaction was to cup myself
11:24 <@aggnog> really really hot ache around my ballsack now
11:24 <@flfuf> haha
11:24 <@flfuf> but really, who cooks naked :D
11:24 <@Reptile> sue her for hurting your bawls :(