EGD Quote Database

#35 | + 20 -
*easynet.co.uk
<xone-> fkn doom3 sucked a$$
<xone-> fkn RL is slower than aggnog trying to calculate 1+1
<xone-> can go downtown and mug a nwb and go back while it shoots

#36 | + 19 -
*easynet.co.uk
<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

#37 | + 29 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<h3i> And thanks mash, that means a lot coming from a German
<mash``> you are welcome
<h3i> Don't take that the wrong way
<h3i> I didn't mean it to be unkind
<h3i> I actually really like you nazi assholes.
<mash``> hey
<mash``> not all of us are assholes

#38 | + 26 -
*song.volia.net
ultrameta: they should adapt cpm22 to my gameplay
spyteman: adapting cpm22 to ultrameta means building a bridge to ra

#39 | + 29 -
*pools.arcor-ip.net
<d0n|uFa> server was ?
<d0n|uFa> ip ?
<damn-> go.fuck.your.self:27960
<d0n|uFa> oke
<d0n|uFa> is not working

#40 | + 29 -
*easynet.co.uk
<chk-putty> i got all these ancient quotes in my quitmsg
<chk-putty> good old times
<@MassMan> too bad you never actually quit irc so we could see those quitmessages

#41 | + 28 -
*fbx.proxad.net
(+MassMan) Pushpabon arent you ever gonna add up
(+MassMan) seriously.
(@Pushpabon) MassMan, I've played my fair share
(+MassMan) i think Q has played more pickups than you
(@Pushpabon) I'll probably play when I get a chance
(fluffsson) thats a lie
(+MassMan) you chat all day long
(+MassMan) constantly
(@Pushpabon) Don't lie
(@Pushpabon) I watch tv series too

#47 | + 25 -
*ip565a6af0.direct-adsl.nl
<s1gfried> vo0?
<s1gfried> i was instagib unlagged winner so you don't need to ignore me bro :)

#48 | + 28 -
*cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
<@Terifire> I need a social life:\
<@gaiia> Terifire
<@gaiia> let's play?
<@Terifire> ok

#49 | + 22 -
*fl.comcast.net
<ESReality> [Demo] VORPAL vs shit ( http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1607843 )
<vorpal-> SEE THAT DEMO GUYS
<vorpal-> DONT DELETE IT
<vorpal-> !
<thomasthomas> what demo?
<vorpal-> THE DEMO
<vorpal-> OF COURSE
<thomasthomas> i dont see a demo
<vorpal-> FUCK
<vorpal-> YOU DELETED IT
<vorpal-> GOD DAMNIT
<vorpal-> IM UPLOADING IT AGAIN
<{51}ninja-4-L> lol
<vorpal-> I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL NIGHT

#50 | + 21 -
*228.101.165
<LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
<MassMan> that's the origin of finnish

#51 | + 17 -
*easynet.co.uk
<trippy> endi do you know what i am?
<endi`> cunt
<trippy> bravo

#52 | + 19 -
*140.82.234
<ph1l`> lagged out for like 1.5 mins 5 times and none noticed..
<ph1l`> that's how important i am

#53 | + 18 -
*cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
<ahxnxa> friendly 1v1 is like taking a dump without reading donald duck
<ahxnxa> pretending
<Liam> what
<ahxnxa> is donald duck kalle ankka
<ahxnxa> :D
<Liam> that made so little sense i thought lenny said it

#54 | + 18 -
*0.fullrate.dk
(waitze): sorry, my englich is easy

#55 | + 24 -
*dip.t-dialin.net
<fun1bYlOL> not really : (
<fun1bYlOL> dont go all ahxnxa and ovo on us
<niplar> who?
<fun1bYlOL> ..two finnish players
<fun1bYlOL> beavis and butthead
<niplar> ow

#56 | + 27 -
*cable.ntl.com
(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

#57 | + 21 -
*39.213.160
<lenner-> have added to ignor three morans this evening so far
<Liam> who
<lenner-> ppb+ouzo+taran
<lenner-> all finsky
<Liam> racest
<lenner-> conciedence

#58 | + 10 -
*e81-197-69-202.elisa-laajakaista.fi
(rapele) see u blameing me im telling u the truth then u are like u only say no nerd blablabla friends blablabla ego blablabla

#59 | + 16 -
*a88-113-38-229.elisa-laajakaista.fi
eGames: When you look at the modding-scene today, how would you describe it in just three words?
arQon: Bunch of idiots.

#60 | + 8 -
*e212-246-70-137.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<@Drexy> http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4607/palinmv2.jpg
<@Drexy> ID HIT IT
<skint> 110%
<moonshield> :D
<@[master]> Drexy only because you like younger women!

#61 | + 11 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<xrg> rumers that aggnog is made of rocks and wizard wood

#62 | + 15 -
*easynet.co.uk
<koddyy> atleast here in finland there's an old saying: nainen kuuluu nyrkin ja hellan v䬩in, which is roughly translated as woman belongs between a fist and a cooker

#63 | + 15 -
*easynet.co.uk
<mazz00> !add ctf
* echbot2 changes topic to 'FTAG [0/8] ][ 2v2 [0/4] ][ CTFS [0/6] ][ TDM [5/8] ][ CTF [8/8] ][ NTF [3/10] || NEW CPMA BETA CLIENT >>> http://www.box.net/shared/eiirr51be0'
-echbot2:#cpmpickup- Game [CTF] ready to start in #cpmpickup !!!
<@echbot2> Game ready @ 213.239.188.13:33400;password lobstarz - Players: xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00 - Captains: XatrIX mazz00
<xou|away> polak warning!
<mazz00> thx :D
<koddy> ruiner
<mazz00> i must have the same nick on irc and q3 ??
<`ror> yes
<mazz00> thx
<`ror> go to the server
<mazz00> i cant join to server :((
<mercur1> you have the beta version?
<koddy> mazz00 read the topic
<mercur1> of cpma?
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> join server
<mazz00> what is version cpma on lobstratz server??
<mercur1> haha
<mercur1> mazz00: 1.44 beta
<koddy> mazz00 the one in the topic
<mazz00> lol
<koddy> download it please
<mazz00> i have 1.43
<+MassMan> mazz00 read topic for the 45th time
<mazz00> where i can download this??
<XatrIX> READ TOPIC BEFORE ADDING PLEASE ????
<+MassMan> polak warning
<koddy> we already said you 4 times that READ the topic
<+MassMan> polak warning
<mercur1> lol
<+MassMan> polak warning
<+MassMan> polak warning

#64 | + 16 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<tom--C> sean did me and liam ever tell you about the time we tried to prank call you at work?
<8bitlobster> no
<8bitlobster> how did that go?
<tom--C> some other guy answered and liam asked if you had big titties 34 in stock and he said no and liam hung up
<tom--C> it was crap

#65 | + 16 -
*gotadsl.co.uk
<tom--C> Quote of the Day - Bernard Baruch - "Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why."
<tom--C> the first one who gave a shit
<Liam> newton was a bit of a nerd really wasn't he
<Liam> "ERM I THINK I'LL FIND A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR WHY APPLES FALL" while everyone else was having sex and eating apples

#66 | + 7 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<Liam> what
<aggnog> 1. find us a vent server
<aggnog> 2. set up your server
<aggnog> 3. stfu and complete 1+2

#67 | + 7 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<maertz> picmip 1 skins are ruining promode

#68 | + 14 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
(+MightyVVhitey) curses, how do i change the IRC font syle?\
(+_tek) alt o
(+_tek) for options
(+_tek) somewhere in there
(+aggnog) don't ! that makes you quit , use alt f + c
(..quit) (MightyVVhitey) (Read error: EOF from client)

#69 | + 17 -
*cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
<Reptile> liam and lob
<Reptile> come play 2v2
<Reptile> ;P
<_8bitlobster> can't
<_8bitlobster> i have to go do... something else
<_8bitlobster> YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
* Quits: _8bitlobster (Quit)

#70 | + 15 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<+noctis`> oh cool, so now esr got a new database and all the content is gone
<@tom--C> we removed all your demos and now the database is empty

#71 | + 19 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<tommy-zoom> whats up interbits
<Liam> i got a job
<tommy-zoom> doing what Liam
<Liam> lying about having a job
<Liam> i just got fired

#72 | + 2 -
*adsl.cybercity.dk
<+Liam> need a job so i don't have to play games with you idiots anymore

#73 | + 14 -
*priv.bahnhof.se
quit: Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)

#74 | + 19 -
*e212-246-210-200.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<Falko> fuck u ovo
<Falko> ur bird face s ovofull

#75 | + 26 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<aggnog> i been in spain homie
<lenny_fantazer> hows dat
<aggnog> v fun
<lenny_fantazer> they fucking cant speak english i know

#76 | + 14 -
*res.rr.com
[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
[@tomato]: thats kinda sick
[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
[@pitchblende]: hah
[@flu1d`]: like a wookie
[@tomato]: lol wtf

#77 | + 21 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<pizz|dk> btw guys
<pizz|dk> i just beoken a windows
<pizz|dk> then pissed on ti
<pizz|dk> the trow away a bbq machine
<pizz|dk> then poo on it
<pizz|dk> was awa..
<pizz|dk> wait for it
<pizz|dk> zzzzzzzzzzzing
<pizz|dk> ;$
<Liam> pizz you're more lenny than lenny

#78 | + 14 -
*e81-197-67-182.elisa-laajakaista.fi
quake commentator saying "rockets fly from both sides" is kinda like a tennis commentator saying "both players are hitting the ball!"

(c) koddy

#9 | + 48 -
*gotadsl.co.uk
<aggnog> you hear about that guy that got brutally murdered with a pack of cards ??
<aggnog> by
<aggnog> NO because i made it up
<tom-zissou> was he dealt a deadly blow?
<len-> what the lol
<Liam> sounds like who did it was a bit of a joker
<aggnog> hahahha
<_8bitlobster> probably black... like the ace of spades
<aggnog> his family must have been flush
<Liam> i heard they've got an ace detective on the case though
<aggnog> you know they dumped his body in the river ..................................................................................... card
<_8bitlobster> i heard the murderer is goign STRAIGHT to jail
<aggnog> lol
<_8bitlobster> len-
<_8bitlobster> we need you to add one
<len-> au
<tom-zissou> i heard he was clubbed to death
<aggnog> killer couldn't have had a heart
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> was he killed for telling a pack of lies?
<tom-zissou> no but i heard he was a dealer
<_8bitlobster> haha
<Liam> i heard he was Rules for playing blackjack. The object of the game is to get a card value of 21.
<aggnog> gambling with life and death
<_8bitlobster> was the getaway a '52 pickup?
<aggnog> liam why ruin it for everyone ?

#25 | + 32 -
*dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
<sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

#42 | + 19 -
*dsl.pipex.com
<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

#43 | + 27 -
*home.otenet.gr
<@flu1d> it was total role reversal
<@flu1d> maj was getting raged, and ix was telling him to calm down

#44 | + 19 -
*e81-197-70-149.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<xrg> ovo ur msn avatar look like james bond without the 00
<xrg> my name is bond
<xrg> bond james

#45 | + 10 -
*res.rr.com
dys • falko we all know you masturbate to choppy polish porn
Falko • lol
Falko • no
dys • oh
dys • well i do
Falko • not saying im not masturbatinh
Falko • i dont do that with porn
Falko • i need somethign realistic
Falko • for example
Falko • last day i saw a couple from my window
Falko • i live in lol place
nzme • what?
Falko • and he was pushing her from behind
Falko • so i started to masturbate
dys • ROFL
nzme • he 'saw'
dys • wow
nzme • he was spying
Falko • no i wasnt

#46 | + 23 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<@linus> metafore.. uhh
<@linus> how is it spelled
<@linus> britfags
<@linus> Liam _8bitlobster
<@Liam> oh come on link
<@Liam> google would've told you that easily
<@linus> yes because nothing on google is wrong Liam
<@linus> i remember looking some other word up and it ended up beeing wrong
<@_8bitlobster> was it "being" ?

#79 | + 8 -
*easynet.co.uk
<_8bitlobster> aggnog played jon4than with aimbot on and lost
<_8bitlobster> :DDDDDDD

#80 | + 5 -
*easynet.co.uk
<spg> but now i start to notice glitches..
<spg> locked at 120
<spg> it glitches to exactly 80 sometimes
<spg> god i hate that
<zerox> what are glitches?
<spg> schokskes
<spg> euhm
<spg> happeringen
<spg> euhm
<spg> english? :P
<MassMan> fps drops?
<spg> yes & no
<spg> yes
<spg> :P
<MassMan> and lol@ schokskes
<zerox> sounds like sth to eat
<MassMan> everything sounds like somthing to eat to you zerox... you fatty german
<zerox> :(
<MassMan> but it's ok
<MassMan> i bet funnyb thinks schokskes sounds like something to bone
<funnyb> would be lie if i said i didnt

#81 | + 11 -
*..
(OVGA|Josh) Do you play Quake 3? Quake 4? Warsow? Looking to get a bit more practice in before a big LAN event? Check out #OVGA for a chance to have some fun and win some cash!
(mantra) Do you ever SU? STFU? And GTFO? Looking to be a bit more liked on the interwebs? Check out /quit and leave the rest of us in peace!
(OVGA|Josh) O_O
* OVGA|Josh (~joshfolla@prodiG.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#82 | + 18 -
*bchsia.telus.net
<@_8bitlobster> yeah but i have to talk to strangers all day @ work
<@_8bitlobster> like on thur
<@_8bitlobster> some guy was in with his loud chav gf
<@_8bitlobster> and she was kicking up a fuss
<@_8bitlobster> about some shit
<@_8bitlobster> and he was like 'do you wanna take her'
<@_8bitlobster> or the usual crap
<@_8bitlobster> and i was just like no fucking way
<@_8bitlobster> and there was just silence
<@thomasthomas> hahahahaha
<@Liam> haha
<@Liam> hahaha

#83 | + 10 -
*41-34.skknet.net
<toopok4k3> !top10
<toopok4k3> lol
<toopok4k3> nerdlist
<+ror> !top10
<mercur1> !top10
<Metallist> !top10
<+ror> you know whats funny in us channel bgs was 1st and 2nd once
<+ror> so he basically outnerded himself and everyone else twice over

#84 | + 5 -
*dsl.bell.ca
<Falko> dont make fan at me

#85 | + 6 -
*easynet.co.uk
<su-Septik|busy> sol likes fat chicks
<su-|Soloist|> once u go fat...u never go back
<su-Septik|busy> I wouldn't know:o
<su-|Soloist|> sure...
<su-|Soloist|> theyre like riding mopeds
<su-|Soloist|> fun till ur friends find out

#86 | + 6 -
*a88-114-127-33.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<pan1> any1 with a huge connection around ?
<Corrupted> yap
<sbs_> you mean like, for drugs?

#87 | + 10 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<XatrIX> who got banned?
<linus> rdmr
<linus> ;D
<aab> lol
<aab> rdmr getting banned more than theres poles in q3

#88 | + 19 -
*cable.ntl.com
(@_8bitlobster) i deal with fat rude ugly people for 5 hrs
(@_8bitlobster) then i come home and play pickups
(@_8bitlobster) i must be a masochist

#89 | + 9 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
(@SA|Namo) went to bathroom with plate and bloodsausage lmao

#90 | + 8 -
*socal.rr.com
<voltran> hey TiDaN
<voltran> were you Dan in teh server?
<TiDaN> what? when?
<voltran> today
<voltran> TDM
<TiDaN> I was, yes. Why?
<voltran> TiDaN: just curious
<voltran> TiDaN: you said something about hoens didn't you?
<TiDaN> Yeah lol
<TiDaN> He did some haxx shot
<voltran> really
<TiDaN> a few times actually
<voltran> GOT DEMOZ???
<TiDaN> but you also di[04:01:39] <TiDaN> matt
<TiDaN> [04:01:44] <TiDaN> definitely make bgs smoke weed
<TiDaN> [04:01:47] <TiDaN> and then take him out
<TiDaN> [04:01:53] <TiDaN> and hook him up with a girl
<TiDaN> [04:01:55] <TiDaN> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
<TiDaN> [04:02:25] <ragefilledmatt> HAHAHA
<TiDaN> [04:02:26] <ragefilledmatt> honestly
<TiDaN> [04:02:27] <ragefilledmatt> :>
<TiDaN> oh shit wrong paste
<TiDaN> SORRY BGS
<ragefilledmatt> lol
<voltran> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<voltran> OMFG
<voltran> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
<ragefilledmatt> nice recovery
<ragefilledmatt> dan
<ragefilledmatt> trying to play it off as a mistake~
<bgs> ur mean

#91 | + 12 -
*e81-197-70-149.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<ultrametatehbos> i dont speak the languauge monkeys do

#92 | + 14 -
*dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
<moonshield_> midwest america thinks obama is a terrorist
<Reptile> inbred iq 80 rednecks.. yet i pity them
<nekon> iq 80 lol
<nekon> you think they got that much
<nekon> ;/
<Reptile> 80 required to open a door
<nekon> so
<nekon> they SHOOT the door open

#93 | + 17 -
*bredband.comhem.se
<light_> funny that spartie guy didnt win one match on ztn that whole tournament
<light_> :D
<drago\> neither did you!
<drago\> or me for that matter
<drago\> so we are about equal
<drago\> which means you are also german

#94 | + 12 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<lenny_fantazer> you may loud as much as you want, it will not make you any closer to the truth
<lenny_fantazer> you have noticed only that you cant get most of the things i say
<lenny_fantazer> and its not my fault

#95 | + 7 -
*fl.comcast.net
<esoteric> im cooking firecrackers
<esoteric> i will report my status every 10 minutes

#96 | + 21 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
*** thomasthomas has joined #lobstarz
*** Q sets mode: +o thomasthomas
<thomasthomas> hi
<aggnog> holla
<thomasthomas> cant sit outside at a busstop and use irc this is just too much for me
<thomasthomas> too much
*** thomasthomas has quit IRC (Signed off)

#97 | + 3 -
*ip-78-94-17-87.unitymediagroup.de
(rN) need high 3rd (eng) msg
(_8bitlobster) what the FUCK did you just say
(@MassMan) obviously he needs some stoned english 3rd grader to msg him
(@MassMan) i detect pedo

#98 | + 9 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
(@buff0x) fuck it, i want coco pops

#99 | + 11 -
*0.fullrate.dk
<linkery> OMG
<linkery> WHERE IS
<linkery> PPB
* Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) has joined #promode

#100 | + 13 -
*pools.arcor-ip.net
(@svr`) Pushpabon
(@svr`) u know what ur goign to study yet?
(Pushpabon) wat
(Pushpabon) nope
(GoD^spyteman) metal music + nazi history on Universitet of Wikipedia

#101 | + 14 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<ovo> something sad has ruined my day for the past week
<ovo> whats happening to me
<subz`> puberty my friend
<subz`> it's puberty
<ovo> subz` why are my pants weat when i wake up but it doesnt smell like pee :E

#102 | + 17 -
*pa.comcast.net
<@svr`> makotoo i want kids for the sole reason that I enjoy them

#4 | + 78 -
*rev.stofanet.dk
<lennox> dont funny

#3 | + 130 -
*e212-246-67-244.elisa-laajakaista.fi
(Pushpabon) !add tdm

#5 | + 58 -
*e81-197-69-202.elisa-laajakaista.fi
(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

#6 | + 36 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
(@c-dj^syko) i have returned from school
(+aggnog) cool
(+aggnog) tell me more
(@c-dj^syko) on the way home i went to the shop
(+aggnog) holy shit let me get my pen this is awesome

#7 | + 46 -
*res.rr.com
<flu1d> !who
<flu1d> [USCTF] sh1t/Anal/flu1d
<flu1d> something not right about that combo

#8 | + 42 -
*easynet.co.uk
<mTw|madferret> cs is more skill cause your shots don't hit where you're aiming at

#10 | + 49 -
*easynet.co.uk
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo

#11 | + 35 -
*easynet.co.uk
<+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
<+RAZ3R> (){}[]

#12 | + 39 -
*dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
<_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
<_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
<Reptile> lol
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> this guy
<_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
<_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
<_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
<Liam> is he still on sean?
<_8bitlobster> probably
<_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
<_8bitlobster> or something
<Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
<Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
<Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
<Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
<Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
<Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
<Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
<Liam> OH FUCK
<Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
<_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
<Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
<Reptile> she should realize its a fake
<Nyx> the key word is should
<Reptile> unless she's retarded
<Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
<Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
<Liam> carmenT: and ugly
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
<Liam> :D:D
<_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
<Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
<Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
<_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
<Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
<Liam> carmenT: clear?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
<Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
<Liam> carmenT: inhuman
<Liam> carmenT: language
<Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
<Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
<Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
<Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
<Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
<Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
<Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
<Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
<Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed

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*blueyonder.co.uk
<EG|gellehsak> does anyone know where i can download books online?
<Liam> paperback or hardback?
<EG|gellehsak> paperback

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*easynet.co.uk
[ ovo ] its really cornerfuckers paradise
[ ovo ] even more than ix vs svr on 3a

#15 | + 30 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<aggnog> _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.
<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

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*wp.shawcable.net
TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT :D
bgs : lol
bgs : i guess :D:D:D
bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
bgs : im not voltran
bgs : I MEANT
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : WTF
bgs : bad typo

#17 | + 21 -
*pools.arcor-ip.net
(_mih) in my village man and woman looks the same

#18 | + 31 -
*easynet.co.uk
<@aggnog> i asked mtv to pimp my ride and they gave your mum a makeover

#19 | + 22 -
*easynet.co.uk
"quake3 players think cs kiddies are nubs, qw players think q2 players are nubs and promode players
think everyone else are nubs"

#20 | + 39 -
*e81-197-74-87.elisa-laajakaista.fi
[+skint] i hear russians are all poor
[lennoxRU] almostly

#21 | + 17 -
*rev.stofanet.dk
<tom-zissou> my dad just sent me a msg on gmail from downstairs instead of coming to speak to me
<Liam> i get phoned from downstairs sometimes
<pijx> im talking trhough msn to my room mate
<aab> you're all faggots

#22 | + 21 -
*easynet.co.uk
<|master|> holidays? I have to work :|
<ix-ir> ah your secret identity as santa is revealed

#23 | + 26 -
*dyn.optonline.net
<Stan> what does the v in vq3 mean?
<disty> i think "vanilla"
<Stan> why is it called vanilla?
<chk-deth> coz vanilla ice cream is plain and everyone is good at eating it

#24 | + 28 -
*cable.ntl.com
(@lnxnxa) it's the buttered weak weee, congtratz
(@_8bitlobster) wut
(@lnxnxa) in the end of this week men take off their high clothes, stand cluster agains cluster and then beat each other
(@lnxnxa) the oldest russian tradicy
(@lnxnxa) and then everyone eats pancakes and kissing

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