EGD Quote Database

#208 | + 2 -
79.142.66.56
yuCSpg blszkexmjbmc, [url=http://iuatutqgzagg.com/]iuatutqgzagg[/url], [link=http://dbxcjajspfxf.com/]dbxcjajspfxf[/link], http://ubzjgbithktm.com/

#207 | + -1 -
h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
22:11 <@nineX_> !add ctf
22:11 -!- echbotcpm changed the topic of #uscpmpickup to: NTF [1/10] ][ 2v2 [0/4] ][ TDM [2/8] ][ CTF [6/8] || http://tinyurl.com/cpma148 ][ http://uscpmpickup.com/cpmnerds/ ][ ct3ctf1 new map - http://bit.ly/a7qI16 ]
22:11 <@nineX_> nzm add
22:17 <+nzm> no thanks
22:18 <+nzm> I just got a win over kwong/heu
22:18 <+nzm> I'm good for the night

#206 | + 9 -
h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
18:54 <@nineX_> i think aph was working on a bot as well
18:55 <@marky> will it rage quit too
18:55 <@nineX_> nah, but you can only add "cpm3a"

#205 | + 1 -
h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
02:07 <@shlt> sup island55
02:07 < island55> hi
02:08 <@shlt> trying to get brut- to help ya
02:08 < island55> heh
02:09 <@shlt> but im guessing hes trying to get his barbie ez bake oven going so he can make food
02:48 <@brut-> ...
02:48 <@brut-> don't be hating on me shlt cause I can cook and the closest you get to creating quality baked goods is dealing with the yeast infection you contracted from your unsanitized blowup doll

#204 | + 2 -
athedsl-02253.home.otenet.gr
(23:31:54) (HellTiger) aids is a lie: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1939176342201582669&hl=en#
(23:32:00) (HellTiger) oh sry its total geman
(23:32:10) (+_8bitlobster) have to take your word for it then
(23:33:30) (@flfuf) do you believe that HellTiger ?
(23:34:00) (+_8bitlobster) you've clearly never spoken to HellTiger before
(23:34:01) (HellTiger) yes cause with exactly the same blood you have aids in paris, but not in sidney.
(23:34:16) (+_8bitlobster) he's clinically insane
(23:34:30) (HellTiger) no i am a vegan
(23:34:34) (+_8bitlobster) that's what i said

#203 | + -1 -
h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
22:03 <+frag_> !add tdm ctf ftag
22:03 -!- echbot6 changed the topic of #uscpmpickup to: CTFS[0/6] FTAG[1/8] 2V2[0/4] NTF[2/10] TDM[3/8] CTF[3/8] || || [ http://www.uscpmpickup.com
][ Servers Updated CPMA 1.48 http://tinyurl.com/2978zkz ]
22:04 <+frag_> i just ate a bag of peanuts
22:04 <+frag_> can't wait to take a crap!
22:05 <@USA|brut-> ?
22:05 <@USA|brut-> ibs?
22:06 <@USA|brut-> hemorrhoids?
22:06 <@USA|brut-> anal fissure?
22:07 <+Falko`> lol
22:07 <+Falko`> hi
22:07 <+Falko`> everyone
22:08 <@USA|brut-> speaking of rectal problems
22:08 <@USA|brut-> hi Falko`
22:08 -!- Falko` [~kalzan@64.131.197.150] has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
22:08 <@USA|brut-> bye falko

#202 | + 6 -
66.232.107.140
(18:46:34) (Skullhead) 31 c° @ 49% air wetness
(18:46:36) (Skullhead) zomg
(18:47:39) (+SK|nt) in pants

#201 | + 10 -
cpc1-neat2-0-0-cust42.swan.cable.ntl.com
(02:37:38) (+LuGia) i love mimes
(02:37:40) (+LuGia) seriously my dream
(02:37:42) (+LuGia) is to
(02:37:43) (+LuGia) move to france
(02:37:45) (+LuGia) MARRY mime
(02:37:46) (+LuGia) and
(02:37:48) (+LuGia) make mime family
(02:37:52) (+LuGia) and im mime too

#200 | + 10 -
cpc1-neat2-0-0-cust42.swan.cable.ntl.com
(22:09:47) (@_8bitlobster) got a swansea prospectus
(22:09:48) (@_8bitlobster) sez
(22:10:02) (@_8bitlobster) taxis to the university from the train station will cost approx £6:00pm
(22:10:03) (@_8bitlobster) lol
(22:10:32) (@Liam) time is money sean

#199 | + 4 -
s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
(17:06:29) (+jolly-) guys
(17:06:31) (+jolly-) i have bad news
(17:06:37) (+jolly-) mainly to us nekon
(17:06:47) (+jolly-) and those who play 1-1:30 hour long periods
(17:06:51) (+jolly-) # Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
(17:06:57) (@nekon) yeah no shit
(17:07:03) (pcb) oh yea?
(17:07:04) (@nekon) i can build a house with my earwax
(17:07:11) (pcb) so what if you jackoff with earphones
(17:07:13) (pcb) ?
(17:07:20) (pcb) and rub sperm on your face
(17:07:26) (@nekon) then it was a great day
(17:07:49) (pcb) i agree

#198 | + 2 -
57.ultra.se
11:22 <@aggnog> looooooool my flatmate's mum just came to my house
11:22 <@aggnog> and caught me butt naked cooking steak in the kitchen
11:22 <@aggnog> llllllllllllllol
11:23 <@blazeh> rolf!
11:23 <@aggnog> how does she even have keys!!!!
11:23 <@flfuf> did she linger?
11:23 <@Reptile> haha
11:23 <@aggnog> no
11:23 <@aggnog> but
11:23 <@aggnog> the story is worse
11:23 <@aggnog> and i'm only just figuring it now
11:23 <@aggnog> but i put some chilli with my steak cause i had 2 eggs too
11:24 <@aggnog> chopped them up obviously
11:24 <@aggnog> i actually remember saying to myself "don't touch dick after this"
11:24 <@aggnog> but because she came in my natural reaction was to cup myself
11:24 <@aggnog> really really hot ache around my ballsack now
11:24 <@flfuf> haha
11:24 <@flfuf> but really, who cooks naked :D
11:24 <@Reptile> sue her for hurting your bawls :(

#197 | + -3 -
c-d57be055.460-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
12:58 - nekon is what i should say... a human
12:58 - but on the other hand i can swim and have done so to much... so i guess thats make me more fish then anyone
12:58 - i guess im over the big white
12:58 - BECAUSE IM SO TAL
12:59 - its like ppl barking without permission

#196 | + 4 -
wpc1964.amenworld.com
(20:32:58) (HellTiger) had arqon ever played cpm?

#195 | + 5 -
s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
(01:09:00) (Skulldrunk) doing a movie aint about time, rather about how much time u want spent into it

#194 | + -4 -
wpc1964.amenworld.com
(00:08:55) (+_8bitlobster) http://files.myopera.com/8bitlobster/files/polrage.jpg

#193 | + -1 -
66.232.107.140
(19:54:24) (HellTiger) can some one tell me learnsoftware for the human body, anatomy organs ears etc?
(19:54:50) (@Pushpabon) penis, and testicles

#192 | + -2 -
s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
[17:52] i was on crystal speed, speed, extasy, coke, and have smoked weed EVERY day 6 years long
[17:52] faole
[17:52] <@has3> Im ok with that :D
[17:52] haha
[17:53] i know you used to be a junkie
[17:53] :D
[17:53] :P
[17:53] but do you look down on people still doing that stuff
[17:53] no
[17:53] <@has3> foamy walls so I cant break feet when running around
[17:53] ofc not
[17:53] but i have much profit
[17:53] profit?
[17:53] feeling good
[17:54] are u millionare or something
[17:54] clean in my brain
[17:54] to afford so many drugs
[17:54] memphiss
[17:54] memphiss just a kraut from bavaria
[17:54] its called a job
[17:54] blow job!
[17:54] ht is online 24/7 though
[17:54] :D
[17:54] kraut bavaria?
[17:54] what XD
[17:54] :D
[17:54] why am i even trying
[17:54] )))))))
[17:55] faole somtimes i wana share my good feeling with some fucked freaks
[17:55] <@has3> !promote something
[17:55] -echbotcpm:#cpmpickup- Please !add up in #cpmpickup !!! 3 more people needed!
[17:55] and they cant do the whole life drugs
[17:55] lmao
[17:55] mm
[17:55] i feel sorry for true addicts
[17:55] but i don't care enough to be straight edge
[17:55] at some time you have to turn away from it.
[17:55] vegan is too far imo
[17:55] :D
[17:55] haha ye its hard
[17:55] haha
[17:56] much harder are some taoism practices
[17:56] some people never turn away from it..
[17:56] i do them strictly
[17:56] and i bet you wont hear them
[17:56] i don't know why
[17:56] you care so much
[17:56] :D
[17:56] man
[17:56] after each dump, i clean my asshole inside, and do after each clean a prostata massage
[17:57] if i am at home
[17:57] and
[17:57] are you fucking serious
[17:57] i am since christmas in holyday
[17:57] so i have done this every time
[17:57] i do really wanna believe helltiger is one of the most succesful trolls in the interwebs
[17:57] and never used toilet paper
[17:57] you do this
[17:57] Ahahahhahh
[17:57] why
[17:57] to incrase the cum quality
[17:57] so if you have some peaces left in there after
[17:57] sif you're cumming in anything
[17:58] the prostata
[17:58] is absorbing this crap
[17:58] cause
[17:58] i dont ejakulate
[17:58] i hold it in
[17:58] another taoism technic
[17:58] you pressure a point between after and balls
[17:58] so it cant go out
[17:58] if you are cumming
[17:58] HellTiger perhaps the 3 year cycle never made you sober
[17:58] no waste of this golden stuff
[17:58] and
[17:58] i should try :D
[17:58] heard of the holding in thing
[17:59] the orgasm is very very longer
[17:59] very longer
[17:59] emir4nt ahahahah
[17:59] and much more intensive
[17:59] then it will go upward in the indokrine system
[17:59] i still don't know why
[17:59] if u force ur prostostata (:D) u have more chances to get prostata cancer
[17:59] you care so much
[17:59] and circulate in your third eye
[17:59] enjoy ur cancer sir
[17:59] beside this i can have prostata ejakulation too
[17:59] so i dont fap
[17:59] i massage it
[17:59] its different
[18:00] to a regulary orgasm
[18:00] and both is very nice
[18:00] * Maverick|MSG (~campagnol@c-68-49-107-148.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[18:00] emir4nt http://health-fitness-solutions.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-achieve-male-multiple-orgasm.html
[18:00] read at
[18:01] 1) Pressing the Million Dollar Point
[18:01] i have always
[18:01] 2-3 orgasm in about 1 min
[18:01] always!
[18:01] thats one good part of taoism :P
[18:02] lol no one talks anymore :D

#191 | + -2 -
athedsl-02998.home.otenet.gr
[17:52] i was on crystal speed, speed, extasy, coke, and have smoked weed EVERY day 6 years long
[17:52] faole
[17:52] <@has3> Im ok with that :D
[17:52] haha
[17:53] i know you used to be a junkie
[17:53] :D
[17:53] :P
[17:53] but do you look down on people still doing that stuff
[17:53] no
[17:53] <@has3> foamy walls so I cant break feet when running around
[17:53] ofc not
[17:53] but i have much profit
[17:53] profit?
[17:53] feeling good
[17:54] are u millionare or something
[17:54] clean in my brain
[17:54] to afford so many drugs
[17:54] memphiss
[17:54] memphiss just a kraut from bavaria
[17:54] its called a job
[17:54] blow job!
[17:54] ht is online 24/7 though
[17:54] :D
[17:54] kraut bavaria?
[17:54] what XD
[17:54] :D
[17:54] why am i even trying
[17:54] )))))))
[17:55] faole somtimes i wana share my good feeling with some fucked freaks
[17:55] <@has3> !promote something
[17:55] -echbotcpm:#cpmpickup- Please !add up in #cpmpickup !!! 3 more people needed!
[17:55] and they cant do the whole life drugs
[17:55] lmao
[17:55] mm
[17:55] i feel sorry for true addicts
[17:55] but i don't care enough to be straight edge
[17:55] at some time you have to turn away from it.
[17:55] vegan is too far imo
[17:55] :D
[17:55] haha ye its hard
[17:55] haha
[17:56] much harder are some taoism practices
[17:56] some people never turn away from it..
[17:56] i do them strictly
[17:56] and i bet you wont hear them
[17:56] i don't know why
[17:56] you care so much
[17:56] :D
[17:56] man
[17:56] after each dump, i clean my asshole inside, and do after each clean a prostata massage
[17:57] if i am at home
[17:57] and
[17:57] are you fucking serious
[17:57] i am since christmas in holyday
[17:57] so i have done this every time
[17:57] i do really wanna believe helltiger is one of the most succesful trolls in the interwebs
[17:57] and never used toilet paper
[17:57] you do this
[17:57] Ahahahhahh
[17:57] why
[17:57] to incrase the cum quality
[17:57] so if you have some peaces left in there after
[17:57] sif you're cumming in anything
[17:58] the prostata
[17:58] is absorbing this crap
[17:58] cause
[17:58] i dont ejakulate
[17:58] i hold it in
[17:58] another taoism technic
[17:58] you pressure a point between after and balls
[17:58] so it cant go out
[17:58] if you are cumming
[17:58] HellTiger perhaps the 3 year cycle never made you sober
[17:58] no waste of this golden stuff
[17:58] and
[17:58] i should try :D
[17:58] heard of the holding in thing
[17:59] the orgasm is very very longer
[17:59] very longer
[17:59] emir4nt ahahahah
[17:59] and much more intensive
[17:59] then it will go upward in the indokrine system
[17:59] i still don't know why
[17:59] if u force ur prostostata (:D) u have more chances to get prostata cancer
[17:59] you care so much
[17:59] and circulate in your third eye
[17:59] enjoy ur cancer sir
[17:59] beside this i can have prostata ejakulation too
[17:59] so i dont fap
[17:59] i massage it
[17:59] its different
[18:00] to a regulary orgasm
[18:00] and both is very nice
[18:00] * Maverick|MSG (~campagnol@c-68-49-107-148.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[18:00] emir4nt http://health-fitness-solutions.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-achieve-male-multiple-orgasm.html
[18:00] read at
[18:01] 1) Pressing the Million Dollar Point
[18:01] i have always
[18:01] 2-3 orgasm in about 1 min
[18:01] always!
[18:01] thats one good part of taoism :P
[18:02] lol no one talks anymore :D

#190 | + 2 -
cpe-72-230-213-82.stny.res.rr.com
(05:13:54) (+kcedt) Hey I've cried watching anime

#189 | + 3 -
cpe-72-230-213-82.stny.res.rr.com
(01:06:15) (+nzm) I think there's an admin conspiracy to make me lose everytime in pickups now because u idiots can't play for 10yrs and be this bad

#188 | + 0 -
p4FE5E338.dip.t-dialin.net
[08:53] * aggnog (~letsgopub@aggnog.users.quakenet.org) has joined #promode
[09:14] * lsv (~lsv@Lsv.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
[09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
[09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
[09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
[09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
[09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
[09:20] cpm3 is a bad map, rat was an average player and arqon can't code
[09:20] * aggnog (~letsgopub@aggnog.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Signed off)

#187 | + -1 -
wpc1964.amenworld.com
(HellTiger) they "hui" have "blyat" put this "hui blyat" word "blyat" between every "hui blyat" words they have said, those russians.

#186 | + 3 -
s15313658.onlinehome-server.info
(00:38:32) (fredd) phl add?
(00:38:35) (euclid) !who
(00:38:36) (fredd) or connection fucked
(00:39:05) (+phl) i was alt tabbing so my dad thinks i was doing homework
(00:39:13) (ahxnxa) haghgagha
(00:40:00) (euclid) lol

#185 | + -3 -
cpe-72-230-222-141.stny.res.rr.com
(@erok) true
(@erok) but who wants a gigantic black cock in their ass
(@erok) i mean that cant be pleasurable
(@dai) shut up erok, me and daryl loved it

#184 | + -7 -
5ac3ab13.bb.sky.com
04:43:05 «Chujario» cos i fpoy cstre npi hgttom up in 4 hours
04:43:07 «Chujario» 3*

#183 | + -4 -
5ac3ab13.bb.sky.com
04:43:05 «Chujario» cos i fpoy cstre npi hgttom up in 4 hours
04:43:07 «Chujario» 3*

#182 | + -2 -
p4FE8453D.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
<fatole> so the value is like the maximum delay before you're in yourself again ?

#181 | + -6 -
p4FE84508.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
<bgs> ye but if you know ur so fucking good
<bgs> why do you need to prove it to me
<ahxnxa> because i can

#180 | + 10 -
66.232.102.157
<ZEN|ele> im never full of rage, i just rage sometimes ..

#179 | + 0 -
athedsl-09624.home.otenet.gr
[Skullhead] if u would fight me in ctf when u are def and im att, i would go in, try to kill you and get the hack out

#178 | + 1 -
static.unknown.charter.com
<Falko> i mean
<Falko> his socialize and talk skills are very bad

#177 | + 3 -
ip-109-90-135-213.unitymediagroup.de
(22:33:17) (MasterPLaster) how to find childporn ?

#176 | + 3 -
cpe-72-230-222-141.stny.res.rr.com
(+Falko`) u now know why hilter shot himself
(+Falko`) they told him not too
(+Falko`) and he said fuck off don't tell me what to do
(+Falko`) boom

#175 | + 1 -
ip-109-90-135-213.unitymediagroup.de
(amph_) we are superipor

#174 | + 2 -
athedsl-297794.home.otenet.gr
<smichel> my tooths are decaded

#173 | + -5 -
e212-246-70-154.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<exerge> he told me he use a blindfold so he can have more luck

#172 | + -5 -
haug.fullur.is
«Skullhead» my bro is vq3 speedcapture defrag chemp m8, no need to ignore him bro

#171 | + 2 -
HSI-KBW-078-043-003-251.hsi4.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de
<Bores> realf1re ragequitted because he thought I was tooking his red armor...

#170 | + -4 -
haug.fullur.is
«+jolly`» its fuckin loads of pancakes
«+jolly`» dunno when ill be done
«+jolly`» cba to finish tho
«+jolly`» haha
«@nekon» why are you making loads and loads
«@nekon» am i coming to visit
«@nekon» ahahghahga
«+jolly`» :D

#169 | + 9 -
athedsl-05116.home.otenet.gr
<nsk> there is couple of books
<nsk> which are SONG ..
<nsk> and their have songs
<crock5ucker> wat
<PERPENDICULAR> then who was phone

#168 | + -12 -
ip-62-143-115-253.unitymediagroup.de
<AL|EN> chg: CPM tele exit speed is 400, same as VQ3
<AL|EN> WTH ?
<AL|EN> WTF ??F??F?F
<AL|EN> chg: CPM tele exit speed is 400, same as VQ3
<AL|EN> ???
<@svr`> ?!~?!??!
<@svr`> ZOMG
<@svr`> !?!??!!?!?
<@svr`> !?!?!?!
<@svr`> !?!?!?!
<AL|EN> why t[14:28:39] <Pushpabon> cos after you come out the tele you do a quick circle and then jump
<Pushpabon> you get the double jump height if you execute the second jump within 0,4 seconds after the first
<Pushpabon> so be fast, go pro
<AL|EN> www.speedcapture.com -> Cpm -> Ranking Style 1
<ffslight> you must be extremely proud
<AL|EN> just sont tell me tha i cant run in cpm
<linkery> if you cant make rail tele to ya on cpm3a
<rurolf> defrag isn't cpm
<AL|EN> i DON"T want to learn some new TELE JUMPS !hey want to
<@svr`> dude
<@svr`> relax
<AL|EN> KILL AL TELE JUMMPS ?
<AL|EN> WTF ?
<linkery> tele jumps work better now idiot
<AL|EN> YOU ARE IDIOT !
<linkery> ok
<linkery> pope -> dead
<linkery> lol
<AL|EN> i do CONSTANTLY ONETELEJUMP to YA on cpm3a !
<@svr`> dude
<@svr`> that still works
<AL|EN> and now i can't
<AL|EN> NO !
<ffslight> congratulations AL|EN, now you need to circlejump a bit more
<@svr`> ffslight he has all reason to complain
<ffslight> ~alien@aeev82.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl
<ffslight> explains a lot
<@svr`> no
<@svr`> shh
<@svr`> he has a reason to complain about it
<AL|EN> don't tell me about strafejumping cos i am best running person on this planet
<ffslight> sure you are
<AL|EN> in cpm
<ffslight> and i'm the queen of england
<linkery> : DDDD
<@svr`> AL|EN
<@svr`> relax
<AL|EN> maby you will see official ranking ?
<@svr`> AL|EN
<linkery> svr` stop discussing with poles and connect to server
<@svr`> go to promode forums
<@svr`> and post the reasons you dislike it
<Pushpabon> uhh
<@svr`> in a polite and respectfull manor
<Pushpabon> I can do all the jumps again
<@svr`> with arguments why u think its'wrong

#167 | + 11 -
cpe-74-69-200-235.maine.res.rr.com
[15:49:11] [+VaeVictis] nzm, we all know the difference between your and you're -.- your a fucking retard for thinking some one wouldnt

#166 | + -6 -
cpe-74-69-200-235.maine.res.rr.com
tales from shlt's sexual experiences

15:48â�¦ @shlt: OMG
15:48â�¦ @shlt: LOL
15:48â�¦ @shlt: this is sixteen year old girl just came to my door
15:48â�¦ @shlt: god does love me
15:48â�¦ @shlt: she was fucking super hot
15:48â�¦ @shlt: she was selling candy for school marching band
15:49â�¦ @shlt: oh my goodness
15:49â�¦ @shlt: she had on the shortest fucking shorts
15:49â�¦ @shlt: this is a great day
15:49â�¦ +hyb-: got a nmbr?
15:49â�¦ @shlt: no hyb- but i stared at her as she walked away
15:49â�¦ @shlt: good thing my dogs snuck outside
15:49â�¦ @shlt: gave me good reason to look
15:50â�¦ @shlt: that made my day!!!
15:51â�¦ @shlt: holy fuck girls are so hot these days
15:51â�¦ @shlt: we had this girl who ran around our neighborhood all summer long
15:51â�¦ @shlt: every day
15:51â�¦ @shlt: yeah...i was creepy
15:51â�¦ @shlt: me looking from my living room window
15:52â�¦ @shlt: but that girl that just came
15:52â�¦ @shlt: wow...even 4chan doesn't have shit that good
15:54â�¦ @shlt: i just realized we had our camera here too
15:54â�¦ +nzm: who's we
15:54â�¦ @shlt: my family

#165 | + 7 -
cpe-74-69-200-235.maine.res.rr.com
[22:50:54] [@JAMAL] and to think you raged when our SARDONICFOX1995 banned him from NYC
[22:51:39] [TheMafia] i raged b/c he was not to have the ability to do such things
[22:51:49] [TheMafia] and he gained it illigally
[22:52:27] [SARDONICFOX1995] i did not gain it illigally
[22:52:34] [TheMafia] yes you did
[22:52:42] [SARDONICFOX1995] no i didnt
[22:52:44] [SARDONICFOX1995] illigally
[22:52:48] [TheMafia] you had it, when you should not have had it = illigally
[22:53:00] [@JAMAL] well im convinced
[22:53:10] [TheMafia] ok
[22:53:23] [@JAMAL] SARDONICFOX1995 acted illigally

#164 | + 11 -
athedsl-09102.home.otenet.gr
<KUND3L> ovo: so if im cheater so why i can beat u on duels?

#163 | + -1 -
e212-246-70-154.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<Ap2e> i thought there where you come from there ppl dont eaven know fire

#162 | + 0 -
mpe-10-107.mpe.lv
(@nekon) you prejudiced that ntf was always here

#161 | + 4 -
ip-62-143-115-253.unitymediagroup.de
(dunno) nekon you have some disorder, are you? 8D??

#160 | + -2 -
CPE0016b69ba249-CM0014f8ca2d6a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
* nineX (~nunya@nineX-.users.quakenet.org) has joined #uscpmpickup
* Q sets mode: +o nineX
<+lsv> ahahahah
<+lsv> yea
<+lsv> that is a nice dick innit
* nineX (~nunya@nineX-.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Signed off)

#159 | + -1 -
ip-95-222-128-103.unitymediagroup.de
(12:59:12) (mN) nekon even ur computer is a fking gun

#158 | + 10 -
athedsl-298834.home.otenet.gr
<lenny`> it's forbitten

#157 | + 11 -
mpe-10-107.mpe.lv
(damnegd) ye minus plus minus = plus
(damnegd) l2math

#156 | + -4 -
haug.fullur.is
«@nekon» jolly- add
«@nekon» you FAT FUCK

#155 | + -6 -
95.222.128.223
(minky) FACE

#154 | + 2 -
haug.fullur.is
«+jolly-» what the shit is happening in iran?
«shlt» it appears they are celebrating from the results of their recent elections
«goochie» they are not going to win this "revolution"
«goochie» without guns
«shlt» they might not have guns but the protesters seem to be having good luck gathering bullets

#153 | + 4 -
haug.fullur.is
«@spyteman» vicek
«@spyteman» 1v1 @ almostly
«vicek» i am busy
«vicek» BUT OK

#152 | + 0 -
gaming09.slife.fsu.edu
<+Falkoisgay`pk3> im going to mount the goat

#151 | + 7 -
athedsl-04835.home.otenet.gr
<flfuf> why even i even bother discussing when you go all tenyearoldlogic is beyond me

#150 | + 2 -
haug.fullur.is
«+jolly-» think what you could do with 94 mills
«@nekon» buy a trillion gum packets
«+funjibay» well uh
«+funjibay» ronaldo dont get that money does he?
«+funjibay» its united who gets it right?
«Memphishhhhhhh» but someone pays for it«+jolly-» i'd buy a server host, i'd buy loads of plane tickets to go see nekon for instance
«+jolly-» play defrog for a week
«@nekon» i'd buy a new pc first
«@nekon» fucking shit
«+jolly-» yeah i'd just do that when i'd be at yours
«+jolly-» go out buy a new one and then play
«@nekon» then i'd make a cpm meeting in europe
«@nekon» and build a cpm house
«@nekon» where everyone is welcome at all times
«@nekon» aslong as they are cpmers
«Memphishhhhhhh» that would be cool
«@nekon» :D
«@nekon» instant win
«+jolly-» with like eye detectors nekon
«@nekon» then i'll make a 1million world tour for cpm
«@nekon» !
«@nekon» \o/
«@nekon» and fatalonety is not invited
«@nekon» muahahaha
«@nekon» FAG
«+jolly-» and loads of merch and little 3gb memory sticks with q3arena and cpm setup on them
«@nekon» i would make cpm the biggest game ever!
«@nekon» well
«@nekon» not ever
«@nekon» cause sc too big
«@nekon» biggest fps ever
«ghostdogg» nekon do it !!!!1
«@nekon» i don't have the 94mil
«@nekon» o_O
«+funjibay» with 94 mil
«+funjibay» we could make a huge cpm.sc tourney
«+funjibay» invite julyzerg to kekeke at everyone
«@flfuf» i could hire people to kill you all with that kind of money
«@flfuf» $
«+jolly-» i'd invite Liam to be the host of the cpm world tour ... just give him a mic and say " go nuts.."
«@flfuf» with 94mil , you could feed Liam for a week

#149 | + 4 -
HSI-KBW-078-042-111-064.hsi3.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de
<jolly-> wats the command to get rid of snow in cpm?
<jolly-> that is .. snowing
<Memphishhhhhhh> cg_sweden 0
<jolly-> xd

#148 | + 4 -
HSI-KBW-078-042-111-064.hsi3.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de
<has3> !add bed
<gimpfenlord> ok
<hase> sadly there's no1 around for a 1v1
<has3> D:
<gimpfenlord> hand
<gimpfenlord> lol
<has3> no singlepayer sux
<gimpfenlord> 5on1
<has3> lol

#147 | + 27 -
77-102-244-85.cable.ubr13.aztw.blueyonder.co.uk
<thomasthomas> full moon outside and its fkn orange
<aggnog> it's called the sun copernicus

#146 | + 13 -
athedsl-297301.home.otenet.gr
<DL> suck my coke retrad

#145 | + 18 -
ip-62-143-88-175.unitymediagroup.de
(15:11:15) (wuxia) quad rocket doesent ask how much hp you have

#144 | + 4 -
p5B0CDB49.dip.t-dialin.net
11:28.46       akre: Haven't played for a month lelelelele
11:28.55       akre: beacuse of shit head blaze <:
11:28.55       @spyteman: one more worst to go and you scored a hattrick
11:29.01       HellTiger: what?
11:29.01       @spyteman: :>
11:29.04       HellTiger: head blaze?
11:29.13       akre: SU HELLNIGGER
11:29.18       @spyteman: his shit head is blazing
11:29.19       HellTiger: :>
11:29.22       @spyteman: geddit
11:29.29       akre: I'm level 76 on wow beacuse of blaze
11:29.31       akre: HAHAHAHA
11:29.41       @spyteman: !ban akre 3w we dont support wow in here
11:29.42                    echbot2 sets mode +b *!~akre@akre-.users.quakenet.org
11:29.42              This *!~akre@akre-.users.quakenet.org ban affects: akre
11:29.42                    echbot2 kicked akre ([3weeks] e dont support wow in here)
11:29.45       damnegd: haahahaha

#143 | + 22 -
athedsl-15195.home.otenet.gr
<ZEN|ele> and i have to coll my pc with that pig fan that should cool myslef

#142 | + 6 -
5adcb59c.bb.sky.com
[19:31] <Nzr0_> havent you learned to control your sphincter yet sbs?
[19:31] <+sbs> my what
[19:31] <gr0FFF> !promote tdm
[19:31] <mshii> !who
[19:31] <+sbs> i have hemmorhoids
[19:31] <+SK|nt> plus ive been eating alot of crap food lately so it was not nice
[19:31] <Nzr0_> really?
[19:31] <+sbs> fucked up down there
[19:31] <+sbs> yeah
[19:31] <+sbs> 23 years old
[19:31] * Corr (Corr@Corrupted.users.quakenet.org) has joined #cpmpickup
[19:32] <+sbs> and rhoids
[19:32] <Nzr0_> what does that express into?
[19:32] * PLASA|Realf1re (~PLASA2@host81-156-160-12.range81-156.btcentralplus.com) has left #cpmpickup
[19:32] <+sbs> cant believe my luck

#141 | + 4 -
h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
brut- is ready!
nineX is ready!
brut-: glhf
Falko: hf
...
*11 seconds later*
...
nineX calls timeout!
Falko: god
nineX: trentluv is afk
trentluv: good form
p8nt: srsliuuuu
nineX: wtf
trentluv: wait
brut-: no he's not
trentluv: wtf
trentluv: my shits not bound
trentluv: i cant move
[51]Gillz|QPAD: rofl
[51]Gillz|QPAD: ROFL
nineX: wow
trentluv: its ninexs config rofl
nineX: FTW
trentluv: is it paused
trentluv: OH
trentluv: ROFL
nineX: ahahahahah
trentluv: no were good
[51]Gillz|QPAD: FTMFW
brut-: *facepalm*
[51]Gillz|QPAD: RAWR >:3
shlt: wow

#140 | + 6 -
h66-173-4-254.mntimn.dedicated.static.tds.net
<+MRI> this is very nice to see in nineX`lappy
<@nineX`lappy> this is very nice to see in nineX`lappy?
<+MRI> total retardedness
<@nineX`lappy> total retardedness?
<+MRI> yes
<@nineX`lappy> yes?
<+MRI> yes!
<@nineX`lappy> yes!?
<+MRI> yes^^!?!
<@nineX`lappy> yes^^!?!?
<+MRI> lol
<@nineX`lappy> lol?
<+MRI> adkasffhkffasg,hkfsggsdtfghhdhjsfsdkj
<+MRI> dont copy that
<@nineX`lappy> adkasffhkffasg,hkfsggsdtfghhdhjsfsdkj?
<@nineX`lappy> dont copy that?
<+MRI> w/e
<+MRI> u are an idiot
<@nineX`lappy> w/e?
<@nineX`lappy> u are an idiot?
<+MRI> yes u
<@nineX`lappy> yes u?
<+MRI> if u make another question mark that will make u an idiot
<+MRI> yes u
<@nineX`lappy> if u make another question mark that will make u an idiot?
<+MRI> thats what i thought
<@nineX`lappy> thats what i thought?
<+MRI> yes
<@nineX`lappy> yes?
<+MRI> !add ctf
<@nineX`lappy> !add ctf?
<+MRI> !add tdm ??
<+brut-> this is a situation where I'd type "/quit" and see if I could get ninex to quit :)
<@nineX`lappy> !add tdm???
-!- MRI [~kalzan@user-0ccegci.cable.mindspring.com] has left #uscpmpickup []
<+brut-> HA
<@nineX`lappy> AHAHAHAHA
-!- MRI [~kalzan@user-0ccegci.cable.mindspring.com] has joined #uscpmpickup
-!- mode/#uscpmpickup [+v MRI] by Q
<@nineX`lappy> RAPPAD
<@nineX`lappy> AHAHAHAHAHAH
<+brut-> *snicker*
<@nineX`lappy> OMFG

#139 | + 16 -
dslb-094-219-102-000.pools.arcor-ip.net
+Eke> SOME STAY SLIM AND OTHERS GET FAT
@Reptile> that's not how this works
+Eke> CHOCOLATE CAKE
+Eke> LIAM'S AFK AND WE NEED HIM
+Eke> Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam
+Eke> you fat mess
@Reptile> last thing i heard
@Reptile> he was gonna go eat
@Reptile> 5h ago
+Eke> jesus
+Eke> he should be back in 5h then
+Eke> wham bam shazam doublestack

#138 | + 4 -
dslb-088-069-011-004.pools.arcor-ip.net
ninemil: !q3 ninemil

@echbot2: ninemil is 81.27.73.100:27985;password nineplay

@echbot2: Q31v1(cpma) on cpm24 Players:0/12-vs- Spec:() Time left:Warmup

_cOw: !q3 _cOw

@echbot2: Error querying server (null buffer || null address)

_cOw14: you win

#137 | + 11 -
dslb-084-058-254-094.pools.arcor-ip.net
<fetzbeast> do wath the fuck you wana doo!!
<fetzbeast>say wath the fuck you wana say!!!
<fetzbeast>!!!PLAY wath the fuck you wana PLAY!!!!

#136 | + 4 -
athedsl-313081.home.otenet.gr
<xrg> using this computer at the same time someone useing the account on a page no annother comptuer

#135 | + 6 -
dslb-084-058-196-086.pools.arcor-ip.net
15:48:51 «@Pushpabon» hi guyz
15:48:55 «@Pushpabon» bye guyz
15:48:59 «@Pushpabon» gonna go to the central :>
15:49:20 «+funnybunnyhero» thecentral.com?

#134 | + 6 -
dslb-084-058-249-193.pools.arcor-ip.net
19:28:13 «VORPAL» Pushpabon http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1684288

#133 | + -1 -
95.222.131.147
(@Terifire) Well I think wow is great but it just sucks up your time.
(@Terifire) But I do think it takes some skill at higher levels.
(@Terifire) The same kind that starcraft takes.

#132 | + 3 -
haug.fullur.is
«@light-» well tbh
«@light-» i went up there to jonkoping before
«@light-» took so long time getting there
«Nzr0_» did you go with your cpm movement or something?
«ovo» hahahahahah
«@light-» fag
«@light-» :D
«ovo» hahaha
«Nzr0_» :>
«@nekon» HAHAHAHA

#131 | + 5 -
dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
thomasthomas> i cant believe my girlfriend is so cool about my nerdiness, its amazing
thomasthomas> she even used irc when she was borrowing my laptop?????
aggnog> yeah she comes in lobstarz
aggnog> i was pretty worried for a moment
thomasthomas> yea me too she thinks most people in here are pretty gross
aggnog> AAAAAAAHAH tell me everything
aggnog> every detail
thomasthomas> i already told you i had to explain to her what dickin birds meant
Liam> :D:D:D:D

#125 | + -2 -
gtng-5d82042a.pool.einsundeins.de
17:27 <@Terifire> everytime you don't install tremulous
17:27 <@gaiia> they die nevertheless

#124 | + 18 -
82-35-198-133.cable.ubr05.enfi.blueyonder.co.uk
<Terifire> It's about having fun with friends
<Terifire> :P
<Terifire> Think about it.
<blazeh> yeah I Know :D
<ix-ir> would rather go 2 pub
<blazeh> I played liek 2 years durign school
<Terifire> I wouldn't:P
<blazeh> I would rather go to a pub also
<blazeh> :D
<Terifire> To much noobs/flaming/whine in pub
<Terifire> oh wait
<Terifire> you mean real life pub?
<Terifire> fuck shit
<Terifire> don't quote that

#122 | + 6 -
dslb-094-219-102-218.pools.arcor-ip.net
MassMan: tbh _fetzbeast_ level of crapness is so huge that he wouldn't even be called a cheater if he tried to compete in the special olympics

#121 | + 3 -
cpc4-neat2-0-0-cust489.swan.cable.ntl.com
Someone know why my quake change from 800x600 to 640x480 when I change it.. ?
because you change it

#120 | + 2 -
dslb-094-219-102-218.pools.arcor-ip.net
+MassMan: no it doesnt _fetzbeast_
+MassMan: you cant read english
_fetzbeast_: i can a lidle bit

#119 | + 0 -
dslb-094-219-102-218.pools.arcor-ip.net
_fetzbeast_: yesterday i came and get flame and becouse i get flame i playd youmping backward

#118 | + 2 -
dslb-084-061-016-113.pools.arcor-ip.net
last time i was team coach in tdm and the same time chating with my love and i gave her quad time

#117 | + 1 -
haug.fullur.is
«@linkery» jolly
«@linkery» if i was gay
«@linkery» i would love you
«@linkery» to the end of time

#116 | + 11 -
e178061157.adsl.alicedsl.de
raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

#115 | + 4 -
86.48.61.192
(Spetz): duel any of u?
(sd): i
(Spetz): ?
cos- almost dodged Vo0's rocket
(sd): i wanna duel
(Spetz): ip?
(Spetz): na02?
cos- ate Vo0's rocket
cos-: :-)
(sd): u know that mzr server or something
(Spetz): no
(Spetz): do u have 1.44?
(sd): ya
(Spetz): pw ak47
Vo0: =8]
Spetz: 213.239.188.13:33500 noobs anonymous 02 BETA REV1615 - clanpoint.com
(sd): ok
Spetz disconnected
(pblight): :D
(sd): i wanna see u vs vo0 :P
(pblight): not gonna play
(pblight): :D
Spetz connected
Vo0: =8]
(sd): u?
(pblight): no =)
(Spetz): cant connect?
(sd): scared :p
(sd): nah i can't mate
(pblight): no
(pblight): :>
(Spetz): sec#
(sd): can i bring u ip here mate?
cos- almost dodged Vo0's rocket
Spetz: 81.27.73.100:27985 lazeryattack.com www.ninemil.com
(sd): ok
(Spetz): pw nineplay
(sd): cu there
Spetz disconnected
(pblight): :D:DD:D
(pblight): hahahaha

#114 | + 6 -
cpc3-shep11-2-0-cust652.8-3.cable.virginmedia.com
you got all the lucky spawns

#113 | + 13 -
dslb-084-058-242-178.pools.arcor-ip.net
22:25:11 «@lennox» 1 time isnt a gay
22:25:15 «@lennox» as russians say

#109 | + 0 -
.cable.ubr05.enfi.blueyonder.co.uk
(akre) You've been playing long enough to have improved
(akre) yet you suck more than ever

#26 | + 32 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<@Liam> [3:23pm] (wuxia): During my presence in the cpm community i gave birth to jealousy in your sayings
<@Liam> is he calling me jealous?
<@_8bitlobster> he thinks you're pregnant
<@_8bitlobster> just tell him you're merely fat

#27 | + 34 -
*tuwien.teleweb.at
<sheepshaun> the best thing i found on the stats pages is that someone found egd by looking up 'koddy porn' on google

#28 | + 29 -
*dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
<fox> fucking
<fox> hell
<fox> i feel so shit
<Liam> you look like a cunt too
<Liam> bummer

#29 | + 17 -
*easynet.co.uk
(vamp1re-) never smoke shrooms with weed
(vamp1re-) its fun but you could die!
(vamp1re-) i thought i turned to a piece of gold once
(vamp1re-) curled up in a ball and shut my eyes
(vamp1re-) and i was like
(vamp1re-) IM GOLDEN

#30 | + 32 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
(Vo0) i was on a server
(Vo0) and there was xone
(Vo0) he got RA
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) he pressed jump
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) he saw the enemy
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) he killed him
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(cone) xD
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(Vo0) he gets health
(Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
(cone) lololol
(Vo0) i mean
(Vo0) jesus
(cone) I need to see a psychiatrist ;/

#31 | + 35 -
*dip.t-dialin.net
<Drexciyian> that polish team should of walked up and down on swe
<ovo> :))
<Drexciyian> but ??
<ix-ir> why?
<ix-ir> swedish team is very strong
<ix-ir> pole team was all uber players
<ovo> poles had some inner rivalry
<ovo> pod1 did dzikus gf
<ovo> so they didnt play full steam
<ix-ir> ahha
<ix-ir> put his lazery where it didn't belong
<ovo> :D:D

#32 | + 34 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
<Lanzelot> legal reasons
<Liam> it was copyrighted
<Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
<shlt> are u serious?
<shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
<shlt> or at least run by nazis

#33 | + 26 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<aggnog> liam
<Liam> ?
<aggnog> bender
<Liam> :/

#34 | + 27 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
<@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
<@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
<@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
<@aggnog> -_-
<@aggnog> not 1 human
<@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
<@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on

#35 | + 20 -
*easynet.co.uk
<xone-> fkn doom3 sucked a$$
<xone-> fkn RL is slower than aggnog trying to calculate 1+1
<xone-> can go downtown and mug a nwb and go back while it shoots

#36 | + 19 -
*easynet.co.uk
<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

#37 | + 29 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<h3i> And thanks mash, that means a lot coming from a German
<mash``> you are welcome
<h3i> Don't take that the wrong way
<h3i> I didn't mean it to be unkind
<h3i> I actually really like you nazi assholes.
<mash``> hey
<mash``> not all of us are assholes

#38 | + 26 -
*song.volia.net
ultrameta: they should adapt cpm22 to my gameplay
spyteman: adapting cpm22 to ultrameta means building a bridge to ra

#39 | + 29 -
*pools.arcor-ip.net
<d0n|uFa> server was ?
<d0n|uFa> ip ?
<damn-> go.fuck.your.self:27960
<d0n|uFa> oke
<d0n|uFa> is not working

#40 | + 29 -
*easynet.co.uk
<chk-putty> i got all these ancient quotes in my quitmsg
<chk-putty> good old times
<@MassMan> too bad you never actually quit irc so we could see those quitmessages

#41 | + 28 -
*fbx.proxad.net
(+MassMan) Pushpabon arent you ever gonna add up
(+MassMan) seriously.
(@Pushpabon) MassMan, I've played my fair share
(+MassMan) i think Q has played more pickups than you
(@Pushpabon) I'll probably play when I get a chance
(fluffsson) thats a lie
(+MassMan) you chat all day long
(+MassMan) constantly
(@Pushpabon) Don't lie
(@Pushpabon) I watch tv series too

#47 | + 25 -
*ip565a6af0.direct-adsl.nl
<s1gfried> vo0?
<s1gfried> i was instagib unlagged winner so you don't need to ignore me bro :)

#48 | + 28 -
*cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
<@Terifire> I need a social life:\
<@gaiia> Terifire
<@gaiia> let's play?
<@Terifire> ok

#49 | + 22 -
*fl.comcast.net
<ESReality> [Demo] VORPAL vs shit ( http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1607843 )
<vorpal-> SEE THAT DEMO GUYS
<vorpal-> DONT DELETE IT
<vorpal-> !
<thomasthomas> what demo?
<vorpal-> THE DEMO
<vorpal-> OF COURSE
<thomasthomas> i dont see a demo
<vorpal-> FUCK
<vorpal-> YOU DELETED IT
<vorpal-> GOD DAMNIT
<vorpal-> IM UPLOADING IT AGAIN
<{51}ninja-4-L> lol
<vorpal-> I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL NIGHT

#50 | + 21 -
*228.101.165
<LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
<MassMan> that's the origin of finnish

#51 | + 17 -
*easynet.co.uk
<trippy> endi do you know what i am?
<endi`> cunt
<trippy> bravo

#52 | + 19 -
*140.82.234
<ph1l`> lagged out for like 1.5 mins 5 times and none noticed..
<ph1l`> that's how important i am

#53 | + 18 -
*cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
<ahxnxa> friendly 1v1 is like taking a dump without reading donald duck
<ahxnxa> pretending
<Liam> what
<ahxnxa> is donald duck kalle ankka
<ahxnxa> :D
<Liam> that made so little sense i thought lenny said it

#54 | + 18 -
*0.fullrate.dk
(waitze): sorry, my englich is easy

#55 | + 24 -
*dip.t-dialin.net
<fun1bYlOL> not really : (
<fun1bYlOL> dont go all ahxnxa and ovo on us
<niplar> who?
<fun1bYlOL> ..two finnish players
<fun1bYlOL> beavis and butthead
<niplar> ow

#56 | + 27 -
*cable.ntl.com
(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

#57 | + 21 -
*39.213.160
<lenner-> have added to ignor three morans this evening so far
<Liam> who
<lenner-> ppb+ouzo+taran
<lenner-> all finsky
<Liam> racest
<lenner-> conciedence

#58 | + 10 -
*e81-197-69-202.elisa-laajakaista.fi
(rapele) see u blameing me im telling u the truth then u are like u only say no nerd blablabla friends blablabla ego blablabla

#59 | + 16 -
*a88-113-38-229.elisa-laajakaista.fi
eGames: When you look at the modding-scene today, how would you describe it in just three words?
arQon: Bunch of idiots.

#60 | + 8 -
*e212-246-70-137.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<@Drexy> http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4607/palinmv2.jpg
<@Drexy> ID HIT IT
<skint> 110%
<moonshield> :D
<@[master]> Drexy only because you like younger women!

#61 | + 11 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<xrg> rumers that aggnog is made of rocks and wizard wood

#62 | + 15 -
*easynet.co.uk
<koddyy> atleast here in finland there's an old saying: nainen kuuluu nyrkin ja hellan v䬩in, which is roughly translated as woman belongs between a fist and a cooker

#63 | + 15 -
*easynet.co.uk
<mazz00> !add ctf
* echbot2 changes topic to 'FTAG [0/8] ][ 2v2 [0/4] ][ CTFS [0/6] ][ TDM [5/8] ][ CTF [8/8] ][ NTF [3/10] || NEW CPMA BETA CLIENT >>> http://www.box.net/shared/eiirr51be0'
-echbot2:#cpmpickup- Game [CTF] ready to start in #cpmpickup !!!
<@echbot2> Game ready @ 213.239.188.13:33400;password lobstarz - Players: xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00 - Captains: XatrIX mazz00
<xou|away> polak warning!
<mazz00> thx :D
<koddy> ruiner
<mazz00> i must have the same nick on irc and q3 ??
<`ror> yes
<mazz00> thx
<`ror> go to the server
<mazz00> i cant join to server :((
<mercur1> you have the beta version?
<koddy> mazz00 read the topic
<mercur1> of cpma?
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> join server
<mazz00> what is version cpma on lobstratz server??
<mercur1> haha
<mercur1> mazz00: 1.44 beta
<koddy> mazz00 the one in the topic
<mazz00> lol
<koddy> download it please
<mazz00> i have 1.43
<+MassMan> mazz00 read topic for the 45th time
<mazz00> where i can download this??
<XatrIX> READ TOPIC BEFORE ADDING PLEASE ????
<+MassMan> polak warning
<koddy> we already said you 4 times that READ the topic
<+MassMan> polak warning
<mercur1> lol
<+MassMan> polak warning
<+MassMan> polak warning

#64 | + 16 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<tom--C> sean did me and liam ever tell you about the time we tried to prank call you at work?
<8bitlobster> no
<8bitlobster> how did that go?
<tom--C> some other guy answered and liam asked if you had big titties 34 in stock and he said no and liam hung up
<tom--C> it was crap

#65 | + 16 -
*gotadsl.co.uk
<tom--C> Quote of the Day - Bernard Baruch - "Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why."
<tom--C> the first one who gave a shit
<Liam> newton was a bit of a nerd really wasn't he
<Liam> "ERM I THINK I'LL FIND A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR WHY APPLES FALL" while everyone else was having sex and eating apples

#66 | + 7 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<Liam> what
<aggnog> 1. find us a vent server
<aggnog> 2. set up your server
<aggnog> 3. stfu and complete 1+2

#67 | + 7 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<maertz> picmip 1 skins are ruining promode

#68 | + 14 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
(+MightyVVhitey) curses, how do i change the IRC font syle?\
(+_tek) alt o
(+_tek) for options
(+_tek) somewhere in there
(+aggnog) don't ! that makes you quit , use alt f + c
(..quit) (MightyVVhitey) (Read error: EOF from client)

#69 | + 17 -
*cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
<Reptile> liam and lob
<Reptile> come play 2v2
<Reptile> ;P
<_8bitlobster> can't
<_8bitlobster> i have to go do... something else
<_8bitlobster> YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
* Quits: _8bitlobster (Quit)

#70 | + 15 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<+noctis`> oh cool, so now esr got a new database and all the content is gone
<@tom--C> we removed all your demos and now the database is empty

#71 | + 19 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<tommy-zoom> whats up interbits
<Liam> i got a job
<tommy-zoom> doing what Liam
<Liam> lying about having a job
<Liam> i just got fired

#72 | + 2 -
*adsl.cybercity.dk
<+Liam> need a job so i don't have to play games with you idiots anymore

#73 | + 14 -
*priv.bahnhof.se
quit: Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)

#74 | + 19 -
*e212-246-210-200.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<Falko> fuck u ovo
<Falko> ur bird face s ovofull

#75 | + 26 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<aggnog> i been in spain homie
<lenny_fantazer> hows dat
<aggnog> v fun
<lenny_fantazer> they fucking cant speak english i know

#76 | + 14 -
*res.rr.com
[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
[@tomato]: thats kinda sick
[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
[@pitchblende]: hah
[@flu1d`]: like a wookie
[@tomato]: lol wtf

#77 | + 21 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<pizz|dk> btw guys
<pizz|dk> i just beoken a windows
<pizz|dk> then pissed on ti
<pizz|dk> the trow away a bbq machine
<pizz|dk> then poo on it
<pizz|dk> was awa..
<pizz|dk> wait for it
<pizz|dk> zzzzzzzzzzzing
<pizz|dk> ;$
<Liam> pizz you're more lenny than lenny

#78 | + 14 -
*e81-197-67-182.elisa-laajakaista.fi
quake commentator saying "rockets fly from both sides" is kinda like a tennis commentator saying "both players are hitting the ball!"

(c) koddy

#9 | + 48 -
*gotadsl.co.uk
<aggnog> you hear about that guy that got brutally murdered with a pack of cards ??
<aggnog> by
<aggnog> NO because i made it up
<tom-zissou> was he dealt a deadly blow?
<len-> what the lol
<Liam> sounds like who did it was a bit of a joker
<aggnog> hahahha
<_8bitlobster> probably black... like the ace of spades
<aggnog> his family must have been flush
<Liam> i heard they've got an ace detective on the case though
<aggnog> you know they dumped his body in the river ..................................................................................... card
<_8bitlobster> i heard the murderer is goign STRAIGHT to jail
<aggnog> lol
<_8bitlobster> len-
<_8bitlobster> we need you to add one
<len-> au
<tom-zissou> i heard he was clubbed to death
<aggnog> killer couldn't have had a heart
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> was he killed for telling a pack of lies?
<tom-zissou> no but i heard he was a dealer
<_8bitlobster> haha
<Liam> i heard he was Rules for playing blackjack. The object of the game is to get a card value of 21.
<aggnog> gambling with life and death
<_8bitlobster> was the getaway a '52 pickup?
<aggnog> liam why ruin it for everyone ?

#25 | + 32 -
*dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
<sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

#42 | + 19 -
*dsl.pipex.com
<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

#43 | + 27 -
*home.otenet.gr
<@flu1d> it was total role reversal
<@flu1d> maj was getting raged, and ix was telling him to calm down

#44 | + 19 -
*e81-197-70-149.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<xrg> ovo ur msn avatar look like james bond without the 00
<xrg> my name is bond
<xrg> bond james

#45 | + 10 -
*res.rr.com
dys • falko we all know you masturbate to choppy polish porn
Falko • lol
Falko • no
dys • oh
dys • well i do
Falko • not saying im not masturbatinh
Falko • i dont do that with porn
Falko • i need somethign realistic
Falko • for example
Falko • last day i saw a couple from my window
Falko • i live in lol place
nzme • what?
Falko • and he was pushing her from behind
Falko • so i started to masturbate
dys • ROFL
nzme • he 'saw'
dys • wow
nzme • he was spying
Falko • no i wasnt

#46 | + 23 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<@linus> metafore.. uhh
<@linus> how is it spelled
<@linus> britfags
<@linus> Liam _8bitlobster
<@Liam> oh come on link
<@Liam> google would've told you that easily
<@linus> yes because nothing on google is wrong Liam
<@linus> i remember looking some other word up and it ended up beeing wrong
<@_8bitlobster> was it "being" ?

#79 | + 8 -
*easynet.co.uk
<_8bitlobster> aggnog played jon4than with aimbot on and lost
<_8bitlobster> :DDDDDDD

#80 | + 5 -
*easynet.co.uk
<spg> but now i start to notice glitches..
<spg> locked at 120
<spg> it glitches to exactly 80 sometimes
<spg> god i hate that
<zerox> what are glitches?
<spg> schokskes
<spg> euhm
<spg> happeringen
<spg> euhm
<spg> english? :P
<MassMan> fps drops?
<spg> yes & no
<spg> yes
<spg> :P
<MassMan> and lol@ schokskes
<zerox> sounds like sth to eat
<MassMan> everything sounds like somthing to eat to you zerox... you fatty german
<zerox> :(
<MassMan> but it's ok
<MassMan> i bet funnyb thinks schokskes sounds like something to bone
<funnyb> would be lie if i said i didnt

#81 | + 11 -
*..
(OVGA|Josh) Do you play Quake 3? Quake 4? Warsow? Looking to get a bit more practice in before a big LAN event? Check out #OVGA for a chance to have some fun and win some cash!
(mantra) Do you ever SU? STFU? And GTFO? Looking to be a bit more liked on the interwebs? Check out /quit and leave the rest of us in peace!
(OVGA|Josh) O_O
* OVGA|Josh (~joshfolla@prodiG.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#82 | + 18 -
*bchsia.telus.net
<@_8bitlobster> yeah but i have to talk to strangers all day @ work
<@_8bitlobster> like on thur
<@_8bitlobster> some guy was in with his loud chav gf
<@_8bitlobster> and she was kicking up a fuss
<@_8bitlobster> about some shit
<@_8bitlobster> and he was like 'do you wanna take her'
<@_8bitlobster> or the usual crap
<@_8bitlobster> and i was just like no fucking way
<@_8bitlobster> and there was just silence
<@thomasthomas> hahahahaha
<@Liam> haha
<@Liam> hahaha

#83 | + 10 -
*41-34.skknet.net
<toopok4k3> !top10
<toopok4k3> lol
<toopok4k3> nerdlist
<+ror> !top10
<mercur1> !top10
<Metallist> !top10
<+ror> you know whats funny in us channel bgs was 1st and 2nd once
<+ror> so he basically outnerded himself and everyone else twice over

#84 | + 5 -
*dsl.bell.ca
<Falko> dont make fan at me

#85 | + 6 -
*easynet.co.uk
<su-Septik|busy> sol likes fat chicks
<su-|Soloist|> once u go fat...u never go back
<su-Septik|busy> I wouldn't know:o
<su-|Soloist|> sure...
<su-|Soloist|> theyre like riding mopeds
<su-|Soloist|> fun till ur friends find out

#86 | + 6 -
*a88-114-127-33.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<pan1> any1 with a huge connection around ?
<Corrupted> yap
<sbs_> you mean like, for drugs?

#87 | + 10 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<XatrIX> who got banned?
<linus> rdmr
<linus> ;D
<aab> lol
<aab> rdmr getting banned more than theres poles in q3

#88 | + 19 -
*cable.ntl.com
(@_8bitlobster) i deal with fat rude ugly people for 5 hrs
(@_8bitlobster) then i come home and play pickups
(@_8bitlobster) i must be a masochist

#89 | + 9 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
(@SA|Namo) went to bathroom with plate and bloodsausage lmao

#90 | + 8 -
*socal.rr.com
<voltran> hey TiDaN
<voltran> were you Dan in teh server?
<TiDaN> what? when?
<voltran> today
<voltran> TDM
<TiDaN> I was, yes. Why?
<voltran> TiDaN: just curious
<voltran> TiDaN: you said something about hoens didn't you?
<TiDaN> Yeah lol
<TiDaN> He did some haxx shot
<voltran> really
<TiDaN> a few times actually
<voltran> GOT DEMOZ???
<TiDaN> but you also di[04:01:39] <TiDaN> matt
<TiDaN> [04:01:44] <TiDaN> definitely make bgs smoke weed
<TiDaN> [04:01:47] <TiDaN> and then take him out
<TiDaN> [04:01:53] <TiDaN> and hook him up with a girl
<TiDaN> [04:01:55] <TiDaN> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
<TiDaN> [04:02:25] <ragefilledmatt> HAHAHA
<TiDaN> [04:02:26] <ragefilledmatt> honestly
<TiDaN> [04:02:27] <ragefilledmatt> :>
<TiDaN> oh shit wrong paste
<TiDaN> SORRY BGS
<ragefilledmatt> lol
<voltran> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<voltran> OMFG
<voltran> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
<ragefilledmatt> nice recovery
<ragefilledmatt> dan
<ragefilledmatt> trying to play it off as a mistake~
<bgs> ur mean

#91 | + 12 -
*e81-197-70-149.elisa-laajakaista.fi
<ultrametatehbos> i dont speak the languauge monkeys do

#92 | + 14 -
*dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
<moonshield_> midwest america thinks obama is a terrorist
<Reptile> inbred iq 80 rednecks.. yet i pity them
<nekon> iq 80 lol
<nekon> you think they got that much
<nekon> ;/
<Reptile> 80 required to open a door
<nekon> so
<nekon> they SHOOT the door open

#93 | + 17 -
*bredband.comhem.se
<light_> funny that spartie guy didnt win one match on ztn that whole tournament
<light_> :D
<drago\> neither did you!
<drago\> or me for that matter
<drago\> so we are about equal
<drago\> which means you are also german

#94 | + 12 -
*adsl.hansenet.de
<lenny_fantazer> you may loud as much as you want, it will not make you any closer to the truth
<lenny_fantazer> you have noticed only that you cant get most of the things i say
<lenny_fantazer> and its not my fault

#95 | + 7 -
*fl.comcast.net
<esoteric> im cooking firecrackers
<esoteric> i will report my status every 10 minutes

#96 | + 21 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
*** thomasthomas has joined #lobstarz
*** Q sets mode: +o thomasthomas
<thomasthomas> hi
<aggnog> holla
<thomasthomas> cant sit outside at a busstop and use irc this is just too much for me
<thomasthomas> too much
*** thomasthomas has quit IRC (Signed off)

#97 | + 3 -
*ip-78-94-17-87.unitymediagroup.de
(rN) need high 3rd (eng) msg
(_8bitlobster) what the FUCK did you just say
(@MassMan) obviously he needs some stoned english 3rd grader to msg him
(@MassMan) i detect pedo

#98 | + 9 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
(@buff0x) fuck it, i want coco pops

#99 | + 11 -
*0.fullrate.dk
<linkery> OMG
<linkery> WHERE IS
<linkery> PPB
* Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) has joined #promode

#100 | + 13 -
*pools.arcor-ip.net
(@svr`) Pushpabon
(@svr`) u know what ur goign to study yet?
(Pushpabon) wat
(Pushpabon) nope
(GoD^spyteman) metal music + nazi history on Universitet of Wikipedia

#101 | + 14 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<ovo> something sad has ruined my day for the past week
<ovo> whats happening to me
<subz`> puberty my friend
<subz`> it's puberty
<ovo> subz` why are my pants weat when i wake up but it doesnt smell like pee :E

#102 | + 17 -
*pa.comcast.net
<@svr`> makotoo i want kids for the sole reason that I enjoy them

#4 | + 78 -
*rev.stofanet.dk
<lennox> dont funny

#3 | + 130 -
*e212-246-67-244.elisa-laajakaista.fi
(Pushpabon) !add tdm

#5 | + 58 -
*e81-197-69-202.elisa-laajakaista.fi
(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

#6 | + 36 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
(@c-dj^syko) i have returned from school
(+aggnog) cool
(+aggnog) tell me more
(@c-dj^syko) on the way home i went to the shop
(+aggnog) holy shit let me get my pen this is awesome

#7 | + 46 -
*res.rr.com
<flu1d> !who
<flu1d> [USCTF] sh1t/Anal/flu1d
<flu1d> something not right about that combo

#8 | + 42 -
*easynet.co.uk
<mTw|madferret> cs is more skill cause your shots don't hit where you're aiming at

#10 | + 49 -
*easynet.co.uk
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo

#11 | + 35 -
*easynet.co.uk
<+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
<+RAZ3R> (){}[]

#12 | + 39 -
*dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
<_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
<_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
<Reptile> lol
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> this guy
<_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
<_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
<_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
<Liam> is he still on sean?
<_8bitlobster> probably
<_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
<_8bitlobster> or something
<Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
<Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
<Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
<Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
<Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
<Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
<Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
<Liam> OH FUCK
<Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
<_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
<Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
<Reptile> she should realize its a fake
<Nyx> the key word is should
<Reptile> unless she's retarded
<Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
<Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
<Liam> carmenT: and ugly
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
<Liam> :D:D
<_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
<Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
<Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
<_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
<Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
<Liam> carmenT: clear?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
<Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
<Liam> carmenT: inhuman
<Liam> carmenT: language
<Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
<Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
<Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
<Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
<Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
<Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
<Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
<Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
<Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed

#13 | + 38 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<EG|gellehsak> does anyone know where i can download books online?
<Liam> paperback or hardback?
<EG|gellehsak> paperback

#14 | + 29 -
*easynet.co.uk
[ ovo ] its really cornerfuckers paradise
[ ovo ] even more than ix vs svr on 3a

#15 | + 30 -
*blueyonder.co.uk
<aggnog> _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.
<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

#16 | + 28 -
*wp.shawcable.net
TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT :D
bgs : lol
bgs : i guess :D:D:D
bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
bgs : im not voltran
bgs : I MEANT
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : WTF
bgs : bad typo

#17 | + 21 -
*pools.arcor-ip.net
(_mih) in my village man and woman looks the same

#18 | + 31 -
*easynet.co.uk
<@aggnog> i asked mtv to pimp my ride and they gave your mum a makeover

#19 | + 22 -
*easynet.co.uk
"quake3 players think cs kiddies are nubs, qw players think q2 players are nubs and promode players
think everyone else are nubs"

#20 | + 39 -
*e81-197-74-87.elisa-laajakaista.fi
[+skint] i hear russians are all poor
[lennoxRU] almostly

#21 | + 17 -
*rev.stofanet.dk
<tom-zissou> my dad just sent me a msg on gmail from downstairs instead of coming to speak to me
<Liam> i get phoned from downstairs sometimes
<pijx> im talking trhough msn to my room mate
<aab> you're all faggots

#22 | + 21 -
*easynet.co.uk
<|master|> holidays? I have to work :|
<ix-ir> ah your secret identity as santa is revealed

#23 | + 26 -
*dyn.optonline.net
<Stan> what does the v in vq3 mean?
<disty> i think "vanilla"
<Stan> why is it called vanilla?
<chk-deth> coz vanilla ice cream is plain and everyone is good at eating it

#24 | + 28 -
*cable.ntl.com
(@lnxnxa) it's the buttered weak weee, congtratz
(@_8bitlobster) wut
(@lnxnxa) in the end of this week men take off their high clothes, stand cluster agains cluster and then beat each other
(@lnxnxa) the oldest russian tradicy
(@lnxnxa) and then everyone eats pancakes and kissing

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