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  • #3   | + 128 -
  • *e212-246-67-244.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • (Pushpabon) !add tdm
  • #4   | + 67 -
  • *rev.stofanet.dk
  • <lennox> dont funny
  • #5   | + 55 -
  • *e81-197-69-202.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • (Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
    (skint) from?
    (ovo) the desktop
    (skint) lol
  • #10   | + 45 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
    <D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
    <D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
    <D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
    <D|S-random> ER
    <D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
    <D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo
  • #9   | + 44 -
  • *gotadsl.co.uk
  • <aggnog> you hear about that guy that got brutally murdered with a pack of cards ??
    <aggnog> by
    <aggnog> NO because i made it up
    <tom-zissou> was he dealt a deadly blow?
    <len-> what the lol
    <Liam> sounds like who did it was a bit of a joker
    <aggnog> hahahha
    <_8bitlobster> probably black... like the ace of spades
    <aggnog> his family must have been flush
    <Liam> i heard they've got an ace detective on the case though
    <aggnog> you know they dumped his body in the river ..................................................................................... card
    <_8bitlobster> i heard the murderer is goign STRAIGHT to jail
    <aggnog> lol
    <_8bitlobster> len-
    <_8bitlobster> we need you to add one
    <len-> au
    <tom-zissou> i heard he was clubbed to death
    <aggnog> killer couldn't have had a heart
    <Liam> haha
    <_8bitlobster> was he killed for telling a pack of lies?
    <tom-zissou> no but i heard he was a dealer
    <_8bitlobster> haha
    <Liam> i heard he was Rules for playing blackjack. The object of the game is to get a card value of 21.
    <aggnog> gambling with life and death
    <_8bitlobster> was the getaway a '52 pickup?
    <aggnog> liam why ruin it for everyone ?
  • #7   | + 42 -
  • *res.rr.com
  • <flu1d> !who
    <flu1d> [USCTF] sh1t/Anal/flu1d
    <flu1d> something not right about that combo
  • #12   | + 39 -
  • *dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
  • <_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
    <_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
    _8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
    <Reptile> lol
    <Liam> haha
    <_8bitlobster> this guy
    <_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
    <_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
    <_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
    <Liam> is he still on sean?
    <_8bitlobster> probably
    <_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
    <_8bitlobster> or something
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
    <Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
    <Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
    <Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
    <Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
    <Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
    <Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
    <Liam> OH FUCK
    <Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
    <Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
    <_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
    <Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
    <Reptile> she should realize its a fake
    <Nyx> the key word is should
    <Reptile> unless she's retarded
    <Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
    <Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
    <Liam> carmenT: and ugly
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
    <Liam> :D:D
    <_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
    <Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
    <_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
    <Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
    <Liam> carmenT: clear?
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
    <Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
    <Liam> carmenT: inhuman
    <Liam> carmenT: language
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
    <Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
    <Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
    <Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
    <Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
    <Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
    <Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
    <Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
    <Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
    <Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
    <Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed
  • #8   | + 38 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <mTw|madferret> cs is more skill cause your shots don't hit where you're aiming at
  • #20   | + 35 -
  • *e81-197-74-87.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • [+skint] i hear russians are all poor
    [lennoxRU] almostly
  • #6   | + 34 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • (@c-dj^syko) i have returned from school
    (+aggnog) cool
    (+aggnog) tell me more
    (@c-dj^syko) on the way home i went to the shop
    (+aggnog) holy shit let me get my pen this is awesome
  • #13   | + 34 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <EG|gellehsak> does anyone know where i can download books online?
    <Liam> paperback or hardback?
    <EG|gellehsak> paperback
  • #32   | + 32 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
    <Lanzelot> legal reasons
    <Liam> it was copyrighted
    <Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
    <shlt> are u serious?
    <shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
    <shlt> or at least run by nazis
  • #11   | + 31 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
    <+RAZ3R> (){}[]
  • #30   | + 31 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • (Vo0) i was on a server
    (Vo0) and there was xone
    (Vo0) he got RA
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) he pressed jump
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) he saw the enemy
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
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    (Vo0) he killed him
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (cone) xD
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (Vo0) he gets health
    (Vo0) 888888--------]]]]]]]]]]]
    (cone) lololol
    (Vo0) i mean
    (Vo0) jesus
    (cone) I need to see a psychiatrist ;/
  • #31   | + 31 -
  • *dip.t-dialin.net
  • <Drexciyian> that polish team should of walked up and down on swe
    <ovo> :))
    <Drexciyian> but ??
    <ix-ir> why?
    <ix-ir> swedish team is very strong
    <ix-ir> pole team was all uber players
    <ovo> poles had some inner rivalry
    <ovo> pod1 did dzikus gf
    <ovo> so they didnt play full steam
    <ix-ir> ahha
    <ix-ir> put his lazery where it didn't belong
    <ovo> :D:D
  • #18   | + 30 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <@aggnog> i asked mtv to pimp my ride and they gave your mum a makeover
  • #25   | + 29 -
  • *dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
  • <sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode
  • #27   | + 29 -
  • *tuwien.teleweb.at
  • <sheepshaun> the best thing i found on the stats pages is that someone found egd by looking up 'koddy porn' on google
  • #26   | + 28 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <@Liam> [3:23pm] (wuxia): During my presence in the cpm community i gave birth to jealousy in your sayings
    <@Liam> is he calling me jealous?
    <@_8bitlobster> he thinks you're pregnant
    <@_8bitlobster> just tell him you're merely fat
  • #14   | + 26 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • [ ovo ] its really cornerfuckers paradise
    [ ovo ] even more than ix vs svr on 3a
  • #34   | + 26 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
    <@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
    <@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
    <@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
    <@aggnog> -_-
    <@aggnog> not 1 human
    <@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
    <@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on
  • #48   | + 26 -
  • *cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
  • <@Terifire> I need a social life:\
    <@gaiia> Terifire
    <@gaiia> let's play?
    <@Terifire> ok
  • #15   | + 25 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <aggnog> _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.
    <poindexter> oh noes
    <arQon> *ahem*
    <nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
    <chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
    <poindexter> haha
    <aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
    <chk-putty> lol
    <nekon> ;D
    <arQon> lol
    <arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P
  • #16   | + 25 -
  • *wp.shawcable.net
  • TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT :D
    bgs : lol
    bgs : i guess :D:D:D
    bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
    bgs : im not voltran
    bgs : I MEANT
    bgs : SAME SEX
    bgs : SAME SEX
    bgs : WTF
    bgs : bad typo
  • #40   | + 25 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <chk-putty> i got all these ancient quotes in my quitmsg
    <chk-putty> good old times
    <@MassMan> too bad you never actually quit irc so we could see those quitmessages
  • #41   | + 25 -
  • *fbx.proxad.net
  • (+MassMan) Pushpabon arent you ever gonna add up
    (+MassMan) seriously.
    (@Pushpabon) MassMan, I've played my fair share
    (+MassMan) i think Q has played more pickups than you
    (@Pushpabon) I'll probably play when I get a chance
    (fluffsson) thats a lie
    (+MassMan) you chat all day long
    (+MassMan) constantly
    (@Pushpabon) Don't lie
    (@Pushpabon) I watch tv series too
  • #28   | + 24 -
  • *dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
  • <fox> fucking
    <fox> hell
    <fox> i feel so shit
    <Liam> you look like a cunt too
    <Liam> bummer
  • #37   | + 24 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <h3i> And thanks mash, that means a lot coming from a German
    <mash``> you are welcome
    <h3i> Don't take that the wrong way
    <h3i> I didn't mean it to be unkind
    <h3i> I actually really like you nazi assholes.
    <mash``> hey
    <mash``> not all of us are assholes
  • #38   | + 24 -
  • *song.volia.net
  • ultrameta: they should adapt cpm22 to my gameplay
    spyteman: adapting cpm22 to ultrameta means building a bridge to ra
  • #39   | + 24 -
  • *pools.arcor-ip.net
  • <d0n|uFa> server was ?
    <d0n|uFa> ip ?
    <damn-> go.fuck.your.self:27960
    <d0n|uFa> oke
    <d0n|uFa> is not working
  • #56   | + 24 -
  • *cable.ntl.com
  • (@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
    (@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
    (@lenny_fantazer) YE
    (@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
    (@lenny_fantazer) you send them
    (@_8bitlobster) to dick?
    (@lenny_fantazer) yes
    (@_8bitlobster) i see
  • #75   | + 24 -
  • *adsl.hansenet.de
  • <aggnog> i been in spain homie
    <lenny_fantazer> hows dat
    <aggnog> v fun
    <lenny_fantazer> they fucking cant speak english i know
  • #23   | + 23 -
  • *dyn.optonline.net
  • <Stan> what does the v in vq3 mean?
    <disty> i think "vanilla"
    <Stan> why is it called vanilla?
    <chk-deth> coz vanilla ice cream is plain and everyone is good at eating it
  • #24   | + 23 -
  • *cable.ntl.com
  • (@lnxnxa) it's the buttered weak weee, congtratz
    (@_8bitlobster) wut
    (@lnxnxa) in the end of this week men take off their high clothes, stand cluster agains cluster and then beat each other
    (@lnxnxa) the oldest russian tradicy
    (@lnxnxa) and then everyone eats pancakes and kissing
  • #33   | + 23 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <aggnog> liam
    <Liam> ?
    <aggnog> bender
    <Liam> :/
  • #43   | + 23 -
  • *home.otenet.gr
  • <@flu1d> it was total role reversal
    <@flu1d> maj was getting raged, and ix was telling him to calm down
  • #147   | + 23 -
  • 77-102-244-85.cable.ubr13.aztw.blueyonder.co.uk
  • <thomasthomas> full moon outside and its fkn orange
    <aggnog> it's called the sun copernicus
  • #46   | + 21 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <@linus> metafore.. uhh
    <@linus> how is it spelled
    <@linus> britfags
    <@linus> Liam _8bitlobster
    <@Liam> oh come on link
    <@Liam> google would've told you that easily
    <@linus> yes because nothing on google is wrong Liam
    <@linus> i remember looking some other word up and it ended up beeing wrong
    <@_8bitlobster> was it "being" ?
  • #47   | + 21 -
  • *ip565a6af0.direct-adsl.nl
  • <s1gfried> vo0?
    <s1gfried> i was instagib unlagged winner so you don't need to ignore me bro :)
  • #49   | + 21 -
  • *fl.comcast.net
  • <ESReality> [Demo] VORPAL vs shit ( http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1607843 )
    <vorpal-> SEE THAT DEMO GUYS
    <vorpal-> DONT DELETE IT
    <vorpal-> !
    <thomasthomas> what demo?
    <vorpal-> THE DEMO
    <vorpal-> OF COURSE
    <thomasthomas> i dont see a demo
    <vorpal-> FUCK
    <vorpal-> YOU DELETED IT
    <vorpal-> GOD DAMNIT
    <vorpal-> IM UPLOADING IT AGAIN
    <{51}ninja-4-L> lol
    <vorpal-> I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL NIGHT
  • #55   | + 21 -
  • *dip.t-dialin.net
  • <fun1bYlOL> not really : (
    <fun1bYlOL> dont go all ahxnxa and ovo on us
    <niplar> who?
    <fun1bYlOL> ..two finnish players
    <fun1bYlOL> beavis and butthead
    <niplar> ow
  • #17   | + 20 -
  • *pools.arcor-ip.net
  • (_mih) in my village man and woman looks the same
  • #19   | + 19 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • "quake3 players think cs kiddies are nubs, qw players think q2 players are nubs and promode players
    think everyone else are nubs"
  • #22   | + 19 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <|master|> holidays? I have to work :|
    <ix-ir> ah your secret identity as santa is revealed
  • #35   | + 19 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <xone-> fkn doom3 sucked a$$
    <xone-> fkn RL is slower than aggnog trying to calculate 1+1
    <xone-> can go downtown and mug a nwb and go back while it shoots
  • #57   | + 18 -
  • *39.213.160
  • <lenner-> have added to ignor three morans this evening so far
    <Liam> who
    <lenner-> ppb+ouzo+taran
    <lenner-> all finsky
    <Liam> racest
    <lenner-> conciedence
  • #77   | + 18 -
  • *adsl.hansenet.de
  • <pizz|dk> btw guys
    <pizz|dk> i just beoken a windows
    <pizz|dk> then pissed on ti
    <pizz|dk> the trow away a bbq machine
    <pizz|dk> then poo on it
    <pizz|dk> was awa..
    <pizz|dk> wait for it
    <pizz|dk> zzzzzzzzzzzing
    <pizz|dk> ;$
    <Liam> pizz you're more lenny than lenny

  • #96   | + 18 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • *** thomasthomas has joined #lobstarz
    *** Q sets mode: +o thomasthomas
    <thomasthomas> hi
    <aggnog> holla
    <thomasthomas> cant sit outside at a busstop and use irc this is just too much for me
    <thomasthomas> too much
    *** thomasthomas has quit IRC (Signed off)
  • #36   | + 17 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally
  • #50   | + 17 -
  • *228.101.165
  • <LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
    <MassMan> that's the origin of finnish
  • #52   | + 17 -
  • *140.82.234
  • <ph1l`> lagged out for like 1.5 mins 5 times and none noticed..
    <ph1l`> that's how important i am
  • #71   | + 17 -
  • *adsl.hansenet.de
  • <tommy-zoom> whats up interbits
    <Liam> i got a job
    <tommy-zoom> doing what Liam
    <Liam> lying about having a job
    <Liam> i just got fired
  • #143   | + 17 -
  • athedsl-15195.home.otenet.gr
  • <ZEN|ele> and i have to coll my pc with that pig fan that should cool myslef
  • #29   | + 16 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • (vamp1re-) never smoke shrooms with weed
    (vamp1re-) its fun but you could die!
    (vamp1re-) i thought i turned to a piece of gold once
    (vamp1re-) curled up in a ball and shut my eyes
    (vamp1re-) and i was like
    (vamp1re-) IM GOLDEN
  • #44   | + 16 -
  • *e81-197-70-149.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • <xrg> ovo ur msn avatar look like james bond without the 00
    <xrg> my name is bond
    <xrg> bond james
  • #53   | + 16 -
  • *cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
  • <ahxnxa> friendly 1v1 is like taking a dump without reading donald duck
    <ahxnxa> pretending
    <Liam> what
    <ahxnxa> is donald duck kalle ankka
    <ahxnxa> :D
    <Liam> that made so little sense i thought lenny said it
  • #54   | + 16 -
  • *0.fullrate.dk
  • (waitze): sorry, my englich is easy
  • #74   | + 16 -
  • *e212-246-210-200.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • <Falko> fuck u ovo
    <Falko> ur bird face s ovofull
  • #88   | + 16 -
  • *cable.ntl.com
  • (@_8bitlobster) i deal with fat rude ugly people for 5 hrs
    (@_8bitlobster) then i come home and play pickups
    (@_8bitlobster) i must be a masochist
  • #42   | + 15 -
  • *dsl.pipex.com
  • <Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
    <Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
    <@nekon> LOL
    <@nekon> he is a moron
    <@nekon> neo backwards is oen
  • #82   | + 15 -
  • *bchsia.telus.net
  • <@_8bitlobster> yeah but i have to talk to strangers all day @ work
    <@_8bitlobster> like on thur
    <@_8bitlobster> some guy was in with his loud chav gf
    <@_8bitlobster> and she was kicking up a fuss
    <@_8bitlobster> about some shit
    <@_8bitlobster> and he was like 'do you wanna take her'
    <@_8bitlobster> or the usual crap
    <@_8bitlobster> and i was just like no fucking way
    <@_8bitlobster> and there was just silence
    <@thomasthomas> hahahahaha
    <@Liam> haha
    <@Liam> hahaha
  • #145   | + 15 -
  • ip-62-143-88-175.unitymediagroup.de
  • (15:11:15) (wuxia) quad rocket doesent ask how much hp you have
  • #21   | + 14 -
  • *rev.stofanet.dk
  • <tom-zissou> my dad just sent me a msg on gmail from downstairs instead of coming to speak to me
    <Liam> i get phoned from downstairs sometimes
    <pijx> im talking trhough msn to my room mate
    <aab> you're all faggots
  • #51   | + 14 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <trippy> endi do you know what i am?
    <endi`> cunt
    <trippy> bravo
  • #59   | + 14 -
  • *a88-113-38-229.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • eGames: When you look at the modding-scene today, how would you describe it in just three words?
    arQon: Bunch of idiots.
  • #64   | + 14 -
  • *adsl.hansenet.de
  • <tom--C> sean did me and liam ever tell you about the time we tried to prank call you at work?
    <8bitlobster> no
    <8bitlobster> how did that go?
    <tom--C> some other guy answered and liam asked if you had big titties 34 in stock and he said no and liam hung up
    <tom--C> it was crap
  • #93   | + 14 -
  • *bredband.comhem.se
  • <light_> funny that spartie guy didnt win one match on ztn that whole tournament
    <light_> :D
    <drago\> neither did you!
    <drago\> or me for that matter
    <drago\> so we are about equal
    <drago\> which means you are also german
  • #124   | + 14 -
  • 82-35-198-133.cable.ubr05.enfi.blueyonder.co.uk
  • <Terifire> It's about having fun with friends
    <Terifire> :P
    <Terifire> Think about it.
    <blazeh> yeah I Know :D
    <ix-ir> would rather go 2 pub
    <blazeh> I played liek 2 years durign school
    <Terifire> I wouldn't:P
    <blazeh> I would rather go to a pub also
    <blazeh> :D
    <Terifire> To much noobs/flaming/whine in pub
    <Terifire> oh wait
    <Terifire> you mean real life pub?
    <Terifire> fuck shit
    <Terifire> don't quote that
  • #63   | + 13 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <mazz00> !add ctf
    * echbot2 changes topic to 'FTAG [0/8] ][ 2v2 [0/4] ][ CTFS [0/6] ][ TDM [5/8] ][ CTF [8/8] ][ NTF [3/10] || NEW CPMA BETA CLIENT >>> http://www.box.net/shared/eiirr51be0'
    -echbot2:#cpmpickup- Game [CTF] ready to start in #cpmpickup !!!
    <@echbot2> Game ready @ 213.239.188.13:33400;password lobstarz - Players: xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00 - Captains: XatrIX mazz00
    <xou|away> polak warning!
    <mazz00> thx :D
    <koddy> ruiner
    <mazz00> i must have the same nick on irc and q3 ??
    <`ror> yes
    <mazz00> thx
    <`ror> go to the server
    <mazz00> i cant join to server :((
    <mercur1> you have the beta version?
    <koddy> mazz00 read the topic
    <mercur1> of cpma?
    <XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
    <XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
    <XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
    <XatrIX> join server
    <mazz00> what is version cpma on lobstratz server??
    <mercur1> haha
    <mercur1> mazz00: 1.44 beta
    <koddy> mazz00 the one in the topic
    <mazz00> lol
    <koddy> download it please
    <mazz00> i have 1.43
    <+MassMan> mazz00 read topic for the 45th time
    <mazz00> where i can download this??
    <XatrIX> READ TOPIC BEFORE ADDING PLEASE ????
    <+MassMan> polak warning
    <koddy> we already said you 4 times that READ the topic
    <+MassMan> polak warning
    <mercur1> lol
    <+MassMan> polak warning
    <+MassMan> polak warning
  • #69   | + 13 -
  • *cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
  • <Reptile> liam and lob
    <Reptile> come play 2v2
    <Reptile> ;P
    <_8bitlobster> can't
    <_8bitlobster> i have to go do... something else
    <_8bitlobster> YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
    * Quits: _8bitlobster (Quit)
  • #78   | + 13 -
  • *e81-197-67-182.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • quake commentator saying "rockets fly from both sides" is kinda like a tennis commentator saying "both players are hitting the ball!"

    (c) koddy
  • #102   | + 13 -
  • *pa.comcast.net
  • <@svr`> makotoo i want kids for the sole reason that I enjoy them
  • #62   | + 12 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <koddyy> atleast here in finland there's an old saying: nainen kuuluu nyrkin ja hellan v䬩in, which is roughly translated as woman belongs between a fist and a cooker
  • #73   | + 12 -
  • *priv.bahnhof.se
  • quit: Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)
  • #76   | + 12 -
  • *res.rr.com
  • [@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
    [@tomato]: thats kinda sick
    [@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
    [@pitchblende]: hah
    [@flu1d`]: like a wookie
    [@tomato]: lol wtf
  • #65   | + 11 -
  • *gotadsl.co.uk
  • <tom--C> Quote of the Day - Bernard Baruch - "Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why."
    <tom--C> the first one who gave a shit
    <Liam> newton was a bit of a nerd really wasn't he
    <Liam> "ERM I THINK I'LL FIND A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR WHY APPLES FALL" while everyone else was having sex and eating apples
  • #68   | + 11 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • (+MightyVVhitey) curses, how do i change the IRC font syle?\
    (+_tek) alt o
    (+_tek) for options
    (+_tek) somewhere in there
    (+aggnog) don't ! that makes you quit , use alt f + c
    (..quit) (MightyVVhitey) (Read error: EOF from client)
  • #70   | + 11 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <+noctis`> oh cool, so now esr got a new database and all the content is gone
    <@tom--C> we removed all your demos and now the database is empty
  • #92   | + 11 -
  • *dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
  • <moonshield_> midwest america thinks obama is a terrorist
    <Reptile> inbred iq 80 rednecks.. yet i pity them
    <nekon> iq 80 lol
    <nekon> you think they got that much
    <nekon> ;/
    <Reptile> 80 required to open a door
    <nekon> so
    <nekon> they SHOOT the door open
  • #94   | + 11 -
  • *adsl.hansenet.de
  • <lenny_fantazer> you may loud as much as you want, it will not make you any closer to the truth
    <lenny_fantazer> you have noticed only that you cant get most of the things i say
    <lenny_fantazer> and its not my fault
  • #101   | + 11 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <ovo> something sad has ruined my day for the past week
    <ovo> whats happening to me
    <subz`> puberty my friend
    <subz`> it's puberty
    <ovo> subz` why are my pants weat when i wake up but it doesnt smell like pee :E
  • #113   | + 11 -
  • dslb-084-058-242-178.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • 22:25:11 «@lennox» 1 time isnt a gay
    22:25:15 «@lennox» as russians say
  • #139   | + 11 -
  • dslb-094-219-102-000.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • +Eke> SOME STAY SLIM AND OTHERS GET FAT
    @Reptile> that's not how this works
    +Eke> CHOCOLATE CAKE
    +Eke> LIAM'S AFK AND WE NEED HIM
    +Eke> Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam
    +Eke> you fat mess
    @Reptile> last thing i heard
    @Reptile> he was gonna go eat
    @Reptile> 5h ago
    +Eke> jesus
    +Eke> he should be back in 5h then
    +Eke> wham bam shazam doublestack
  • #61   | + 10 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <xrg> rumers that aggnog is made of rocks and wizard wood
  • #100   | + 10 -
  • *pools.arcor-ip.net
  • (@svr`) Pushpabon
    (@svr`) u know what ur goign to study yet?
    (Pushpabon) wat
    (Pushpabon) nope
    (GoD^spyteman) metal music + nazi history on Universitet of Wikipedia
  • #91   | + 9 -
  • *e81-197-70-149.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • <ultrametatehbos> i dont speak the languauge monkeys do
  • #146   | + 9 -
  • athedsl-297301.home.otenet.gr
  • <DL> suck my coke retrad
  • #167   | + 9 -
  • cpe-74-69-200-235.maine.res.rr.com
  • [15:49:11] [+VaeVictis] nzm, we all know the difference between your and you're -.- your a fucking retard for thinking some one wouldnt
  • #45   | + 8 -
  • *res.rr.com
  • dys • falko we all know you masturbate to choppy polish porn
    Falko • lol
    Falko • no
    dys • oh
    dys • well i do
    Falko • not saying im not masturbatinh
    Falko • i dont do that with porn
    Falko • i need somethign realistic
    Falko • for example
    Falko • last day i saw a couple from my window
    Falko • i live in lol place
    nzme • what?
    Falko • and he was pushing her from behind
    Falko • so i started to masturbate
    dys • ROFL
    nzme • he 'saw'
    dys • wow
    nzme • he was spying
    Falko • no i wasnt
  • #81   | + 8 -
  • *..
  • (OVGA|Josh) Do you play Quake 3? Quake 4? Warsow? Looking to get a bit more practice in before a big LAN event? Check out #OVGA for a chance to have some fun and win some cash!
    (mantra) Do you ever SU? STFU? And GTFO? Looking to be a bit more liked on the interwebs? Check out /quit and leave the rest of us in peace!
    (OVGA|Josh) O_O
    * OVGA|Josh (~joshfolla@prodiG.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  • #83   | + 8 -
  • *41-34.skknet.net
  • <toopok4k3> !top10
    <toopok4k3> lol
    <toopok4k3> nerdlist
    <+ror> !top10
    <mercur1> !top10
    <Metallist> !top10
    <+ror> you know whats funny in us channel bgs was 1st and 2nd once
    <+ror> so he basically outnerded himself and everyone else twice over
  • #87   | + 8 -
  • *adsl.hansenet.de
  • <XatrIX> who got banned?
    <linus> rdmr
    <linus> ;D
    <aab> lol
    <aab> rdmr getting banned more than theres poles in q3
  • #99   | + 8 -
  • *0.fullrate.dk
  • <linkery> OMG
    <linkery> WHERE IS
    <linkery> PPB
    * Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) has joined #promode
  • #116   | + 8 -
  • e178061157.adsl.alicedsl.de
  • raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode
  • #137   | + 8 -
  • dslb-084-058-254-094.pools.arcor-ip.net
  • <fetzbeast> do wath the fuck you wana doo!!
    <fetzbeast>say wath the fuck you wana say!!!
    <fetzbeast>!!!PLAY wath the fuck you wana PLAY!!!!
  • #58   | + 7 -
  • *e81-197-69-202.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • (rapele) see u blameing me im telling u the truth then u are like u only say no nerd blablabla friends blablabla ego blablabla
  • #60   | + 7 -
  • *e212-246-70-137.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • <@Drexy> http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4607/palinmv2.jpg
    <@Drexy> ID HIT IT
    <skint> 110%
    <moonshield> :D
    <@[master]> Drexy only because you like younger women!
  • #98   | + 7 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • (@buff0x) fuck it, i want coco pops
  • #201   | + 7 -
  • cpc1-neat2-0-0-cust42.swan.cable.ntl.com
  • (02:37:38) (+LuGia) i love mimes
    (02:37:40) (+LuGia) seriously my dream
    (02:37:42) (+LuGia) is to
    (02:37:43) (+LuGia) move to france
    (02:37:45) (+LuGia) MARRY mime
    (02:37:46) (+LuGia) and
    (02:37:48) (+LuGia) make mime family
    (02:37:52) (+LuGia) and im mime too
  • #85   | + 6 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <su-Septik|busy> sol likes fat chicks
    <su-|Soloist|> once u go fat...u never go back
    <su-Septik|busy> I wouldn't know:o
    <su-|Soloist|> sure...
    <su-|Soloist|> theyre like riding mopeds
    <su-|Soloist|> fun till ur friends find out