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  • #3   | + 118 -
  • *e212-246-67-244.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • (Pushpabon) !add tdm
  • #4   | + 60 -
  • *rev.stofanet.dk
  • <lennox> dont funny
  • #5   | + 58 -
  • *e81-197-69-202.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • (Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
    (skint) from?
    (ovo) the desktop
    (skint) lol
  • #10   | + 45 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
    <D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
    <D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
    <D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
    <D|S-random> ER
    <D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
    <D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo
  • #9   | + 40 -
  • *gotadsl.co.uk
  • <aggnog> you hear about that guy that got brutally murdered with a pack of cards ??
    <aggnog> by
    <aggnog> NO because i made it up
    <tom-zissou> was he dealt a deadly blow?
    <len-> what the lol
    <Liam> sounds like who did it was a bit of a joker
    <aggnog> hahahha
    <_8bitlobster> probably black... like the ace of spades
    <aggnog> his family must have been flush
    <Liam> i heard they've got an ace detective on the case though
    <aggnog> you know they dumped his body in the river ..................................................................................... card
    <_8bitlobster> i heard the murderer is goign STRAIGHT to jail
    <aggnog> lol
    <_8bitlobster> len-
    <_8bitlobster> we need you to add one
    <len-> au
    <tom-zissou> i heard he was clubbed to death
    <aggnog> killer couldn't have had a heart
    <Liam> haha
    <_8bitlobster> was he killed for telling a pack of lies?
    <tom-zissou> no but i heard he was a dealer
    <_8bitlobster> haha
    <Liam> i heard he was Rules for playing blackjack. The object of the game is to get a card value of 21.
    <aggnog> gambling with life and death
    <_8bitlobster> was the getaway a '52 pickup?
    <aggnog> liam why ruin it for everyone ?
  • #7   | + 39 -
  • *res.rr.com
  • <flu1d> !who
    <flu1d> [USCTF] sh1t/Anal/flu1d
    <flu1d> something not right about that combo
  • #12   | + 39 -
  • *dyn-ks-net80-cust31.netit.se
  • <_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
    <_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
    _8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
    <Reptile> lol
    <Liam> haha
    <_8bitlobster> this guy
    <_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
    <_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
    <_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
    <_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
    <Liam> is he still on sean?
    <_8bitlobster> probably
    <_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
    <_8bitlobster> or something
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
    <Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
    <Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
    <Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
    <Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
    <Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
    <Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
    <Liam> OH FUCK
    <Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
    <Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
    <_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
    <Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
    <Reptile> she should realize its a fake
    <Nyx> the key word is should
    <Reptile> unless she's retarded
    <Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
    <Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
    <Liam> carmenT: and ugly
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
    <Liam> :D:D
    <_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
    <Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
    <_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
    <Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
    <Liam> carmenT: clear?
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
    <Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
    <Liam> carmenT: inhuman
    <Liam> carmenT: language
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
    <Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
    <Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
    <Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
    <Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
    <Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
    <Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
    <Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
    <Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
    <Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
    <Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
    <Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
    <Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed
  • #6   | + 38 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • (@c-dj^syko) i have returned from school
    (+aggnog) cool
    (+aggnog) tell me more
    (@c-dj^syko) on the way home i went to the shop
    (+aggnog) holy shit let me get my pen this is awesome
  • #8   | + 38 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <mTw|madferret> cs is more skill cause your shots don't hit where you're aiming at
  • #26   | + 36 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <@Liam> [3:23pm] (wuxia): During my presence in the cpm community i gave birth to jealousy in your sayings
    <@Liam> is he calling me jealous?
    <@_8bitlobster> he thinks you're pregnant
    <@_8bitlobster> just tell him you're merely fat
  • #13   | + 35 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <EG|gellehsak> does anyone know where i can download books online?
    <Liam> paperback or hardback?
    <EG|gellehsak> paperback
  • #20   | + 32 -
  • *e81-197-74-87.elisa-laajakaista.fi
  • [+skint] i hear russians are all poor
    [lennoxRU] almostly
  • #18   | + 31 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <@aggnog> i asked mtv to pimp my ride and they gave your mum a makeover
  • #27   | + 31 -
  • *tuwien.teleweb.at
  • <sheepshaun> the best thing i found on the stats pages is that someone found egd by looking up 'koddy porn' on google
  • #30   | + 31 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • (Vo0) i was on a server
    (Vo0) and there was xone
    (Vo0) he got RA
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    (Vo0) he pressed jump
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    (Vo0) he saw the enemy
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    (Vo0) he killed him
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    (cone) xD
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    (Vo0) he gets health
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    (cone) lololol
    (Vo0) i mean
    (Vo0) jesus
    (cone) I need to see a psychiatrist ;/
  • #11   | + 29 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
    <+RAZ3R> (){}[]
  • #16   | + 29 -
  • *wp.shawcable.net
  • TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT :D
    bgs : lol
    bgs : i guess :D:D:D
    bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
    bgs : im not voltran
    bgs : I MEANT
    bgs : SAME SEX
    bgs : SAME SEX
    bgs : WTF
    bgs : bad typo
  • #32   | + 29 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
    <Lanzelot> legal reasons
    <Liam> it was copyrighted
    <Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
    <shlt> are u serious?
    <shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
    <shlt> or at least run by nazis
  • #33   | + 29 -
  • *blueyonder.co.uk
  • <aggnog> liam
    <Liam> ?
    <aggnog> bender
    <Liam> :/
  • #14   | + 28 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • [ ovo ] its really cornerfuckers paradise
    [ ovo ] even more than ix vs svr on 3a
  • #40   | + 28 -
  • *easynet.co.uk
  • <chk-putty> i got all these ancient quotes in my quitmsg
    <chk-putty> good old times
    <@MassMan> too bad you never actually quit irc so we could see those quitmessages
  • #39   | + 27 -
  • *pools.arcor-ip.net
  • <d0n|uFa> server was ?
    <d0n|uFa> ip ?
    <damn-> go.fuck.your.self:27960
    <d0n|uFa> oke
    <d0n|uFa> is not working
  • #17   | + 26 -
  • *pools.arcor-ip.net
  • (_mih) in my village man and woman looks the same
  • #31   | + 26 -
  • *dip.t-dialin.net
  • <Drexciyian> that polish team should of walked up and down on swe
    <ovo> :))
    <Drexciyian> but ??
    <ix-ir> why?
    <ix-ir> swedish team is very strong
    <ix-ir> pole team was all uber players
    <ovo> poles had some inner rivalry
    <ovo> pod1 did dzikus gf
    <ovo> so they didnt play full steam
    <ix-ir> ahha
    <ix-ir> put his lazery where it didn't belong
    <ovo> :D:D
  • #43   | + 26 -
  • *home.otenet.gr
  • <@flu1d> it was total role reversal
    <@flu1d> maj was getting raged, and ix was telling him to calm down